messybench: (that i'm a good person)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-22 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ honestly, what a mood. eleanor is also here to stuff her face with unhealthy food and also shrimp, and she she's stealing a few nuggies because she's shameless. ]

Yeah, turns out the terminator who kept yelling about murder all the time actually killed. Who would have thought.

[ sorry she's still high-strung and insufferable ]
messybench: (im a GOOD PERSONNN)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-22 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ thanks, buddy. you're now in eleanor's top five faves. ]

Holy shirt, someone I don't have to explain Disney to? Where have you been all my life in this weird sex station?
messybench: (my nickname is)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-22 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ they're gonna be bffs. eleanor and this cat/rat man ]

Oh, like everything modern, basically? It's been such a pain. I hate explaining things. I usually leave it to other people, but I can't, because half these jabronis are from medieval times or whatever.

[ nom nom nuggets ]
messybench: (and you)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-01 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, that guy's hilarious. Definitely the best person to explain things.

[ yeah eleanor's a fan ]
messybench: (mother teresa luther king)

week 3, thursday

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-04 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hewwo gojou, at some point after he's all healed up, eleanor will be visiting. though she's still keeping a bit of distance. ]

Hey, bud. All better? Violent tendencies all done?
messybench: (mother teresa luther king)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-05 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Just so you know, if this is a trick and you start on your strangle thing again, Imma get you right in the penis. And no healing pod will ever be able to bring it back.

[ that being said. ]

Well, everyone's healing up physically, but I'm guessing they've all got deep emotional scars.
messybench: (doesn't it show)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-05 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, you were all freaking out and yelling earlier. What was up with that, by the way?

[ talking things out... rip. ]

What, you wanna bro it out over some hamburgers or something? Fine, I'll get you something, but you better make it worth my while.

[ is she blustering.. who knows ]
messybench: (newsflash fuckwads im)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-08 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah the message was literally 'hey you, wanna bang it out?' and that did the trick, apparently. ]

God, I needed that. I bet you did too.

[ what a week!!! she's just lounging in bed now, still naked and stretching out under the blankets ]

Hey, bud, don't forget the whipped cream. And bring the can.
messybench: (so much gooder than you)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-08 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ow! Jackass.

[ it's cold!!! ]

You know, I was going to offer to let you lick this off of me or vice versa, but I think you need to up your charm game a little if you want that to happen.
Edited 2021-03-08 03:23 (UTC)
messybench: (doesn't it show)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-08 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, maybe you should listen when a hot naked lady tells you to do something.

[ that does smell good though.... she sprays some whipped cream on it ]

Depends if it's gonna be hot or if you're just gonna shove waffle in my face.