SHEILA

[mukagen]

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monday, week 0 in the exp holding room

[mukagen]

[ Gojou was just thinking that he would have some fun with Sheila, taking a peek into the new rooms, but. UH. ]

... I'm not sure if this is what I expected.

[ This room? Is filled with strange bodies that he can't seem to make out and then. Clones. There are the controls, but Gojou isn't too comfortable playing with those. ]

[toesies]

Whoa.

[Kind of an understatement! She stops the moment she catches sight of the bodies, her eyes going wide.]

Are they real...?

[mukagen]

[ He will at the very least knock on one of the tubes? It doesn't seem like the clones are waking up. ]

Not sure, but it's better to consider them real, right?

[ hmmm. ]

I am more handsome than these doubles, though.

[ Just saying. ]

[toesies]

[She makes a face.]

Hey, what are you trying to say?

[She only sees? Clones of herself? So rude.]

[mukagen]

That I look better than these doubles of me?

[ Wait. ]

Do you see something different?

[toesies]

Well, yeah! Those are my doubles, not yours.

[mukagen]

[ ... Hallucinations? For the both of them? Gojou is quiet because he really doesn't like that. ]

Do you look better than them?

[ They might as well confirm this. ]

[toesies]

[She gives him a look.]

All Sheilas are beautiful, Satoru.

[mukagen]

[ Why does it feel like his mom is scolding him... It's probably the first name. ]

So you're going to accept there being more? That you're not the best of the best?

[toesies]

[A tilt of her head.]

Do you feel like you need to be the best of the best?

[mukagen]

[ Huh. Has he ever felt like he needed to be. ]

That's an interesting question. I never thought about that because I was the best in my world.

[ He waves his hand to forget about that. ]

I don't feel comfortable messing with these. What about you?

[toesies]

Wow! Someone's feeling big.

[Sir, you do not just say that and expect her to ignore it. Regarding the pods, though...]

Of course not. Who would?

[She says this, but a squeaky toy hammer materializes out of nowhere and drops to her feet. It's fine.]

[mukagen]

[ Everyone is a little abnormal in their own way. Don't worry about it! His eyes do gleam at the sight of a squeaky toy hammer. ]

... You sure?

[ Stares at her with BIG EYES. ]

[toesies]

[...

Kicks the squeaky toy hammer.]

Okay, I lied. The curiosity is killing me. What the hell is up with this room?

[mukagen]

[ He picks up the hammer and starts squeaky smacking one of the tubes. Of course he doesn't do anything, but he hopes the noise would maybe wake one?! ]

I wonder if these are meant to replace us if anything were to happen.

[ Hmm... BOP BOP BOP. ]

Or is this a test?

[toesies]

How would this be a test?

[mukagen]

They're always watching us, right? It could be they're testing to see what we would do in this specific situation.

[ social experiment kind of thing. Have back the toy hammer, Sheila. It is yours. ]

[toesies]

Well... if the test was for us to hit it with a squeaky hammer, did we pass or fail?

[thanks! she throws it over her shoulder. goodbye.]

[mukagen]

[ hmm... He inspects the containers some more. They have done absolutely nothing to it. As expected from the squeaky hammer. ]

Pail?

[ So a little bit of both. As Gojou thinks some more, his stomach grumbles loudly. So much it might as well echoes. ]

[toesies]

Bucket?

[PAIL? She squints into the void, trying to figure out what that means, until—]

Whoa! Was that your stomach?

[mukagen]

Yeah, sorry about that. I was so excited to check out the new rooms that I forgot to eat.

[ Haha. ]

Some sushi sounds good—

[ And... Tuna nigiri appears. It's small at first, then starts growing. Growing. Growing. ]

[toesies]

[She opens her mouth to say something

and then immediately shuts it when the magically growing nigiri appears.]

Oh, my god!

[TIME TO BACK AWAY SLOWLY...]

[mukagen]

[ It really is growing larger and larger, now shoving them out of the door. ]

Okay, let's hustle.

[ He makes sure that Sheila is in front of him so she doesn't get crushed (he will die first here), then gently ushers to SHUFFLE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. ]

[toesies]

Trust me, I'm hustling!

[No gentle. She is absolutely going to try and shove him out the exit immediately. Bye.]

[mukagen]

[ HELLO. HE WANTS YOU TO GO FIRST?! The only sign of politeness from him and Sheila is SHOVING HIM OUT.

The nigiri seems to follow after them. ]

Into the elevator!

[ Now it's his time to shove. ]