[ He picks up the hammer and starts squeaky smacking one of the tubes. Of course he doesn't do anything, but he hopes the noise would maybe wake one?! ]
I wonder if these are meant to replace us if anything were to happen.
[ It really is growing larger and larger, now shoving them out of the door. ]
Okay, let's hustle.
[ He makes sure that Sheila is in front of him so she doesn't get crushed (he will die first here), then gently ushers to SHUFFLE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. ]
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That's an interesting question. I never thought about that because I was the best in my world.
[ He waves his hand to forget about that. ]
I don't feel comfortable messing with these. What about you?
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[Sir, you do not just say that and expect her to ignore it. Regarding the pods, though...]
Of course not. Who would?
[She says this, but a squeaky toy hammer materializes out of nowhere and drops to her feet. It's fine.]
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... You sure?
[ Stares at her with BIG EYES. ]
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Kicks the squeaky toy hammer.]
Okay, I lied. The curiosity is killing me. What the hell is up with this room?
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I wonder if these are meant to replace us if anything were to happen.
[ Hmm... BOP BOP BOP. ]
Or is this a test?
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[ social experiment kind of thing. Have back the toy hammer, Sheila. It is yours. ]
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[thanks! she throws it over her shoulder. goodbye.]
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Pail?
[ So a little bit of both. As Gojou thinks some more, his stomach grumbles loudly. So much it might as well echoes. ]
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[PAIL? She squints into the void, trying to figure out what that means, until—]
Whoa! Was that your stomach?
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[ Haha. ]
Some sushi sounds good—
[ And... Tuna nigiri appears. It's small at first, then starts growing. Growing. Growing. ]
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and then immediately shuts it when the magically growing nigiri appears.]
Oh, my god!
[TIME TO BACK AWAY SLOWLY...]
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Okay, let's hustle.
[ He makes sure that Sheila is in front of him so she doesn't get crushed (he will die first here), then gently ushers to SHUFFLE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. ]
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[No gentle. She is absolutely going to try and shove him out the exit immediately. Bye.]
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The nigiri seems to follow after them. ]
Into the elevator!
[ Now it's his time to shove. ]
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She just gently shrieks as the nigiri expands in their direction.]
Why is it following us? The tuna's already dead!
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Questions later!
[ The noise of the nigiri following them halts completely. Just... Pleasant elevator sounds now. ]
... I did want some sushi, but not like that.
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gently pats his shoulder. There, there.]
We could go to the kitchen and get you some sushi from the vending machine.
[Please do not summon another giant sushi while they're in the elevator. (Or do.)]
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[ Please. Sheila. For both of their sakes?? ]
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[That is not helping.]
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[ Look at this single grain of rice that appears. Gojou is trying to think small. ]
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[Is she.]
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If I go down, you do, too.
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