mukagen | omi-wan the househusband

[This is not a joke.

Even if he laughs.]

Dinner, a bath, or me?

In the kitchen or your room?

[ He snorts cause that line is a classic? Though he doesn't use it, himself. ]

You'd really just be naked with an apron on in the kitchen?

[ ??? Though they did have sex in the rec room, the apron makes it a costume. ]

[He's only using it because it is such a cliche.]

Sure, why not? We've been public before.

[ Thinks about it... ]

I guess I do need to indulge. Not sure what it'll count for, though.

[ Lust? Does that count? Not like he's horny for apron. He just thinks it's funny. ]

You're Sloth.

Maybe if you let me do all the work...?

I like doing stuff, too.

[ He sighs... Flipping through the manga book. ]

Maybe I need lessons from someone who's great at doing nothing.

[ the ultimate pillow queen, help him. ]

It is better when we're both active. Should I tie you down or something?

[Would that even count?]

Maybe Sloth can help with that.

... Usually when I talk to Sloth, we end up taking a nap.

[ Which works out, but it isn't productive when he needs it to be? Anyway, Omi brings up a good idea! ]

You should tie me up!

[He's fairly sure a nap counts.]

Do you have ropes, or something we can use like them?

[ Naps will not teach him how to pillowqueen better. Except it would. He just has to figure out how to fall asleep during sex. ]

I'm sure I can find rope somewhere... Or maybe it's somewhere in our dresser since they like stuffing kinky stuff in there. I usually ignore it.