omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[mukagen]

No, you have to laugh like a dog, too.

[ Bops Omi's face again. ]

[housewolf]

[Look at this visible confusion.]

How do I do that?

[mukagen]

... I don't know, actually. Dogs don't laugh, do they.

[ huuuh. ]

[housewolf]

Hmm... Not really? They bark and growl.

[mukagen]

Okay, try a growl.

[housewolf]

Grr...

[ In such a questioning tone. ]

[mukagen]

Never mind. I don’t want to have sex anymore.

[ HE’S TOO BUSY INTERNALLY LOSING HIS MIND!!! This is so funny! And to be honest, he enjoys this so much more. ]

[housewolf]

[ He laughs a little more and kisses him. ]

What would you have me do, princess?

[mukagen]

Want to act some piece for me?

[ Since he wants to see! ]

[housewolf]

I don't have that many monologues.

[HM...]

Do you want to do an etude with me? It's a short improv scene.

[mukagen]

Even though I don't know anything?

[ Gojou is usually good at most things, but. Uh!! Are you sure? ]

[housewolf]

Pretty much everybody in our company started at no experience. It'll be fine.

[Act! With him!]

Just go with what feels right.

[mukagen]

[ HMmm. ]

I'll follow your lead, then.

[housewolf]

[Just have fun with this.

He'll actually... take the collar and leash off for now. Kneeling next to the bed. One hand takes Gojou's right and he presses a kiss to it. His demeanor seems more refined? Knightly.]

I have returned, my princess. I hope I did not cause you excessive worry with my prolonged absence.

[mukagen]

[ oh, what the fuck. ]

This comes with actions? [ ??? Damn, Omi is working. Gojou is just confused, but he tries to gather some refinement, too. ] You have, my prince. And you always will.

[ HE IS LIKE I DOn'T KNOW I WILL THROW THIS IN HERE? ]

Welcome home.

[ don't laugh. ]

[housewolf]

[Of course it does. A play would be really boring without any blocking. Even if it's not a high action or high intensity scene.

He stands up.]

How has the kingdom been while I was away? Is everything going well?

[mukagen]

[ what the hecc he also has to figure out the state of this make believe kingdom?? ]

Well enough! Rather than concern yourself with the kingdom, I will be the only business you attend today.

[ uhhh. ]

Dance with me.

[housewolf]

[ Gojou doomed himself when he asked Omi to treat him like a princess.

Omi gives a little bow and offers a hand up. ]

Whatever you wish, I will provide.

[mukagen]

[ And Gojou pretends to curtsy before taking Omi's hand. ]

You're always so kind, Omi.

[ Hehe. He will follow the lead. ]

[housewolf]

[A soft smile.]

You know me so well.

[He'll lead them in a little waltz.]

[mukagen]

It's been like... What. A month?

[ Breaks character because he's laughing. He will place his hands where they should be. ]

What's your favorite role, anyway!

[housewolf]

[It's fine! They'll just waltz like this for a while.]

Something like that. There are some people who've known me longer, but know less about me.

[It takes him a little while before he can answer that.]

My first lead, Wolf.

[mukagen]

... That statement does apply in a lot of cases, huh.

[ That's kind of funny? Gojou doesn't think it's sad or anything. ]

What's Wolf supposed to be like?

[housewolf]

Yeah.

[It was by choice, he doesn't think it's sad either.]

A rough, wandering stranger with no attachments, living in a dying world. He's been living alone for years. The type who doesn't form relationships easily, but slowly opens up, in his own way, over the course of the play.

[mukagen]

[ Gasps as they're waltzing... ]

Wolf sounds so cool! Is he a protagonist? Or...