omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[housewolf]

What?

[Sometimes you accept your life is like this.]

[mukagen]

... Is... There more? That happens in your world? That's kind of like that.

[ Why is Omi acting like this is normal? ]

[housewolf]

Uh... There's this disappearing door in the dorms?

[It's not even a little bit normal, but sometimes you just accept life.]

When people go in, and the door disappears on that side. Eventually it comes back, so we can open it from the outside.

Usually it's for a few hours, but once it happened for a week or so.

[mukagen]

... Omi, I'm starting to think maybe? You're not normal?

[ Because Gojou can't explain those things unless those are just illusions or sorcery. ]

[housewolf]

I'm pretty sure it's just something about the dorms? I haven't really run into... anything like this anywhere else.

[mukagen]

... If I ever get the chance to visit you somehow, I'll exorcise your dorm.

[housewolf]

[He thinks about how absolutely nuts some of the stuff he's just said is.

And nods.]

Probably not a bad idea, at this point...

[mukagen]

I wonder if your world is slightly supernatural. A bit of it isn't too strange. Humans do innately have some sense of it. All depends on the person—or the place.

Has a large amount of people died where your dorm is? Or maybe a single violent death?

[housewolf]

At the dorms...? No, I haven't heard of either of those things happening.

The old company was dissolved... but they're fine and in different career fields, or companies, these days.

[mukagen]

... I wonder if maybe the building is constructed on an ancient gravesite.

[ Is he thinking too hard on this? ]

[housewolf]

It's just in the theater district.

[Sometimes things are just Weird.]

I haven't heard any other companies near us having the same problems.

[mukagen]

... Anyone into the dark arts in your company?

[ HAHA. ]

[housewolf]

[Hold on. Let him think about this...]

Not unless tax evasion is a dark art.

[There are some chuunis, but they aren't trying to bring doom and destruction upon their home.]

[mukagen]

... Tax evasion is definitely a dark art.

[ Gojou is sure all sorcerers evade taxes due to their profession. ]

[housewolf]

Then you should talk to Sakyo.

[mukagen]

Should I recruit them as a sorcerer, too?

[ He chuckles! SAY NO. SORCERERS DIE PRETTY EASILY. ]

[housewolf]

Absolutely not.

[Sakyo will die of overwork between budgeting, acting, tax evasion, yakuza crimes and parenting.

He does not need anymore jobs!]

[mukagen]

It pays well!

[housewolf]

He'll die of overwork if you give him any more jobs.