omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[housewolf]

Probably you? I don't think it can feed off of a lion.

[ Hopefully it's done doing that? ]

I haven't really thought about it. We have a lot of strays around the dorms.

[mukagen]

No, I meant which would attack me: a lion or the UWU. Of course, I would choose to attack if something attacks me.

[ Nodding. ]

I've never considered it, either. Usually, I'm not home, so that's the problem.

[housewolf]

Haven't you already thrown a book at it? That still makes it the UWU. Unless you've somehow angered all of lionkind.

We have a cockatoo in the dorms, so it could be dangerous to have a cat there. Misumi could probably talk to them...

[mukagen]

It's not my fault it's scared of Christ.

[ That is not what it is. ]

Ahhh, right! Your mascot. Wouldn't want a cat eating it... Pets really are a hassle.

[housewolf]

That's what you took out of it?

[ It's a struggle not to laugh. ]

I'll just enjoy strays for now. It's not like I'm planning on moving any time soon.

[mukagen]

Yeah! Who's even scared of books?

[ Gojou can't even consider it a weapon, though it would be funny. Imagine a murder by getting bludgeoned by a fat dictionary. ]

When do you plan to move?

[housewolf]

I know some people who are scared of textbooks, but that's a different thing.

[ There WAS an attempted candy murder, so let's not put it past people.

He's caught a bit flat-footed here, even though he's the one that brought it up. It doesn't mean he's actually thought about it. ]

Um... If I get married?

[mukagen]

[ true this group is just full of shitposters. ]

I guess that make sense... [ For normal people, yeah. ] I left Gojou residence when I got the chance.

[housewolf]

I didn't leave my family until I joined Mankai.

... Is it better away from them?

[mukagen]

It's not bad! But it's kind of stuffy being surrounded by my servants and people that just listen to me all the time.

I much prefer those that don't respect me at all.

[ YEAH. ]

[housewolf]

[Ah. Tenma effect.]

I take it you've found some?

[mukagen]

Yeah! I think I've mentioned Nanami's name here at least once, right?

[ His precious junior. ]

He especially doesn't respect me. Doesn't even accept my senpai act.

[housewolf]

You have.

Is your senpai act that convincing to begin with?

[He's teasing.]

[mukagen]

What makes you think it isn't?

[ Tell him, Omi. TELL HIM what about him doesn't make a good upperclassmen?! ]

[housewolf]

The fact you called it an act makes it sound like you aren't entirely sincere.

[mukagen]

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I'm always sincere!

[housewolf]

[ . . . ]

Just don't call it an act and it'll help.

[mukagen]

Sometimes being a role model is a lot of work, you know? And with work, you should be able to put it down sometimes.

[ Tries to make excuses to give it SENSE. ]

[housewolf]

[ It's not exactly working. ]

How often do you get to put down your work?

[mukagen]

Oh... Not that often!

[ Truth be told despite him being awfully lazy here. ]

[housewolf]

Yeah, that's what I figured. It doesn't seem like the kind of job you can put down for long.

[mukagen]

Nope. Vacations don't exist unless you want to bring that to work with you. Sometimes I do that and take some detours along the way, but there is no rest for Jujutsu sorcerers.

[ So here is kind of like vacation? ]

[housewolf]

So... this is the closest thing you've had to a vacation?

[ You know with the murder and the evil furby. ]

How was it?

[mukagen]

Not bad? It’s kind of annoying having to deal with the same people almost all the time, but still not bad.

[ Gojou Satoru: it could have been worse! ]

[housewolf]

Not used to the same people for two months straight?

[ A set cast, so to say. ]