imagine learning your grandpa fucks (douman)

[mukagen]

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[commedia]

[There's a firm nod at that.]

I will hold you to that.

[No offense here. Just quiet determination.]

[mukagen]

[ what the fuck he threatened death so he’s BLINKING. ]

... Wow! You really are a different Douman.

[ So kind, obedient... softe. He pats their back some more. ]

What do you want to do now? We should celebrate the new beginning of our friendship!

[commedia]

[GUESS WHO HATES THEMSELVES MORE THAN ANYTHING....points to this clown]

[also wow they're still bastard lite. binch]

...Um. I would hope so. [Gojou, please.] And...f-friendship?

[HEWWO?]

[mukagen]

[ they may still become demented bastard but they are uguu baby. Gojou will again proceed to hold onto stupid hopes and dreams that maybe Douman can grow to be different (it isn’t going to happen), so he can be disappointed (this time mildly) when he is wrong. ]

Yeah!













[ Crickets. ]



What else would we be?

[commedia]

[Who knows! Maybe they'll hold Envy's hand and get out of here and nobody will have to deal with Douman again. Happy ending for everyone.]

I don't know, I just thought you wouldn't want to deal with me...

[mukagen]

[ you write this meta while dming me about how gojou is right ]

... I deal with Mahito.

[ Douman. Please. ]

[commedia]

[SHUT UP I WANT THE BEST FOR THIS SAD CLOWN]

...

[Yeah, they don't look amused.]

Why do you deal with Mahito?

[mukagen]

I had my reasons to... Mostly for study since we haven't caught a curse like him before.

[ Continues to pat their back. ]

Also, it'd be too obvious if I killed him. I was hoping someone would take him out earlier. You guys are friends, right? It's just part of my job to want curses dead... Nothing personal.

[commedia]

Oh, we're definitely not friends.

[???????????]

[mukagen]

[ ????????????????? Gojou thinks Mahito is a monster, but knows his personality is genuinely friendly. Also, curse vibes. They both have curse vibes. Evil Douman is like a curse— ]

Did... Something happen?

[commedia]

What didn't happen? That curse has been bothering me ever since I arrived in that other place...

[A deep frown.]

He thinks its amusing to prod me, enjoy my despair, my suffering...I-I can't stand it, sometimes.

[mukagen]

... Yeah. You kind of have to make it that those things don't bother you! Usually, I threaten to break his legs and arms here, but you guys heal and regenerate fast over there, huh.

[ Pat pat pat. ]

It's difficult to win against curses. They see things as anything bad as a win for them, even when they're not involved. I'm pretty sure if we fail, Mahito would still think it's funny.

[commedia]

I know. I deal with curses, but they're...usually not like him.

[Not so weirdly human and smart...its frustrating.]

Either way...he doesn't deserve to be studied. He just deserves to be killed.

[mukagen]

If we beat the furby, did you want someone to kill him after?

[ Tilting his head because like what... This is so weird. ]

[commedia]

[Oh, flea did Things with Douman in the raveyard. Bad things.]

...Would it be possible? I'm not saying yes, I just know a powerful curse like that is hard to deal with.

[mukagen]

[ MAHITO WAs ONLY THERE FOR LIKE.... 2 WEEKS. ]

As long as he's still in this realm, even if you guys become undead, just stabbing him in the heart should kill him like before? He's not even supposed to have actual organs, let alone a dick.

[ ... ]

I can't kill him myself, though. Sorry.

[commedia]

[MAHITO DID A LOT OF THINGS IN THERE FOR TWO WEEKS]

I see.

[Hm.]

But...why? It can't just because you want to study him.

[mukagen]

I made a Binding Vow with Sloth for a power and his condition was I let Mahito return home with me safely, then I can do whatever I want to him there.

[ which isn't a lot. he's stuck in a box, so he has to let other people do it. ]

I'd support you if you killed him when the furby is gone, though.

[commedia]

You made a what? Goodness, I hope that power was worth it.

[GOJOU???]

I don't know. That curse would probably laugh at me if I do something like that. I don't want it to feel like he's won.

[mukagen]

It's a Binding Vow in name, but it's just a regular deal I made with him. I'm not too pressed since someone will take care of him at home. There are a lot of strong sorcerers left.

[ to be honest mahito's fate is very funny but gojou doesn't know shit ]

Sure, he will laugh! But he would also be dead and all of his fun will be over.

[ SHRUGS YOU REALLY CAN'T WIN WITH FLEA ]

There's also that pool on Sloth's floor. If you push him in there, he would hate it.

[commedia]

Those are some high hopes in your sorcerers...

[Hmmm.]

Which pool is that one?

[mukagen]

It looks like a blood pool! And if you fall into it, you're hit with a bunch of regrets and melancholy.

[ TORTURE!!! ]

Mahito hates feeling prolonged human emotions.

[commedia]

Oh, we had a blood pool, too.

[Sounds a bit different, though.]

He does? Well, he's always happy, so...maybe.

[mukagen]

[ looks at hades and looks into camera ]

I got a taste of some curse feelings and they’re very... Detached, so those memory shares that had connected emotions with them were awful for him.

Also, I don’t think he has ever naturally experienced regret longer than a minute.

[commedia]

Oh, I know they're detached, but...I didn't know he didn't like emotion...

[HM. AMMO...]

Good to know, though.