i named the filter tortellini btw (childe)

[mukagen]

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[mukagen]

[ i am looking forward to see what kinks childe discovers in week 2 ]

You are pretty sharp. [ A clever and fighty man. ] I'd be heartbroken to see you get framed, but at least I don't need to worry.

[ also, he might as well ask. ]

... Why is Lust upset at you, anyway?

[toyska]

[STOP.

He laughs at that, though--Gojou would be a little more bored, perhaps, but "heartbroken"? Please. It's still funny to hear, though.

And it's fine to ask, because Childe has no problem answering!]

Oh, I asked them if they killed Tamaki.

[IS HE PRETTY SHARP, GOJOU, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT.]

[mukagen]

[ Good to know that Childe takes Gojou's joke about being heartbroken in stride. Anyway... He blinks slowly at that answer.



MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm. NOO. He's laughing... That's so funny and he gets it. He really does. ]

I think you owe her more than a pizza, taters.

[toyska]

[STOP DON'T LAUGH AT HIM IT WAS A GENUINE QUESTION.]

Yes, yes, I'll apologize properly soon. I just thought it best to give her some space, first.

[Listen. Why would he have assumed that the murder robot would be capable of blood spatter hearts!!!]

[mukagen]

Another question!

[ Gojou is just learning how stupid Childe is which he doesn't mind. They're both idiots, so two peas in a pod. ]

Are you popular with women? At all.

[ Because... Oof. ]

[toyska]

[Looks at my indulgence reports

laughs into hands

Also, he knows what Gojou is implying here, but he just smiles sunnily and says--]

Her Majesty the Tsaritsa has had no complaints about my service.

[Her Majesty would kick his ass for this purposeful misunderstanding, probably, but she's not here so it's fine.]

[mukagen]

[ vlad got fucks in this game idk man

Gojou means personality, so his mind doesn't really wander that far. Instead, his eyes round at the title "Her Majesty" and "The Tsaritsa." ]

Are you some kind of knight, Childe?

[toyska]

[STOP CHILDE HAS MORE GAME THAN VLAD. Also the question actually manages to startle a laugh out of him.]

Haha! I wish a friend of mine could've heard you say that. [He can just picture Traveler's face... hysterical...] More of an emissary, really.

[


well it's not not true]

[mukagen]

I thought so. You're actually not that knightly or princely.

[ Gojou says that so blatantly, but he doesn't think that's a bad thing. It's not like... He's a perfect gentleman himself. ]

Your dating profile spells bad boy and you kind of look like one.

[toyska]

Don't let my little sister hear you say that.

[He says that, but he's laughing. No, no he is not princely, actually.

As far the latter comment, he mouths "dating profile?" to himself... is that what those information cards are, Gojou, really...]

[mukagen]

[ oh.... Huh. Childe is a family man? Or just has siblings? Gojou cocks an eyebrow at that. ]

She doesn't know?

[toyska]

What, that I'm not a prince? [He laughs, shaking his head.] Oh, no, she knows. But she's my staunchest ally, you know! If you don't speak kindly of me around her, I can't protect you from a lecture.

[There's clear fondness in his voice and on his face as he speaks, though--yes, definitely warm feelings there.]

[mukagen]

[ Awww. That's so cute! Childe is a family man and that makes Gojou smile. ]

Do you have more family? Are they all part of the Tartaglia Protection Squad?

[toyska]

I do, quite a large one! I have six siblings, though they're hardly all my biggest fans.

[Presumably. Who knows. We'll find out the truth in 20 years when Snezhnaya unlocks. Until then I can do whatever I want.]

[mukagen]

That's such a large family! I wouldn't have thought since you kind of act like an only child.

[ Or like... Problematic middle child? That might be the case here. ]

[toyska]

[He laughs.]

Not at all, they're very important to me. But I have been away for quite a while, and none of them are much like me.

[Definitely problematic middle child.]

[mukagen]

That's nice.

[ Gojou doesn't explain what that means. ]