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[ SO. They have been assigned new roommates and this is their get-together! It's time to celebrate that death is replaced with new life.
Gojou has been staring at Mahito the whole time with a "pleasant" smile. The air is kind of thick, but he's trying his best not to come off too passive-aggressive or hostile. ]
Welcome to our abode, patchface!
Gojou has been staring at Mahito the whole time with a "pleasant" smile. The air is kind of thick, but he's trying his best not to come off too passive-aggressive or hostile. ]
Welcome to our abode, patchface!
Edited 2021-02-15 21:31 (UTC)
[Fukuda does not know how to read a room and certainly does not know these two know eachother, so he is just genuinely passively pleasant.]
Ah, it's nice in a way that we'll still have three people...
[Turning to Gojou.]
I know you like your nicknames, but don't you think that's a bit rude?
Ah, it's nice in a way that we'll still have three people...
[Turning to Gojou.]
I know you like your nicknames, but don't you think that's a bit rude?
[POOR INNOCENT FUKUDA......
Meanwhile, Mahito's been returning that smile inch for inch, perched neatly on the desk chair. He's attempting to do much the same! Except he was already in a bad mood from before he even realized he'd be stuck with Gojou, and self-control is not his finest of skills.
IN ANY CASE, he turns his smile toward Fukuda, waving a hand in gentle dismissal.]
Don't worry, don't worry, it doesn't bother me. He can call me whatever he wants. I already feel like we've grown so close, after all! [Haha!] Thanks, though - you're sweet.
Meanwhile, Mahito's been returning that smile inch for inch, perched neatly on the desk chair. He's attempting to do much the same! Except he was already in a bad mood from before he even realized he'd be stuck with Gojou, and self-control is not his finest of skills.
IN ANY CASE, he turns his smile toward Fukuda, waving a hand in gentle dismissal.]
Don't worry, don't worry, it doesn't bother me. He can call me whatever he wants. I already feel like we've grown so close, after all! [Haha!] Thanks, though - you're sweet.
[ IS IT REALLY NICE? Gojou doesn't like these arrangements, but it's definitely easier to keep an eye on Mahito this way. Maybe even watch the curse sleep. The mere thought of the other man waking up randomly in the night to find him sitting at his bedside is making him live? It would be so, so funny.
Just GONNA. Keep smiling before waving his hand to imply it's no big feal. ]
We came from the same world, so no worries! Already knew each other before coming here.
[ which Fukuda can find concerning or not ]
Just GONNA. Keep smiling before waving his hand to imply it's no big feal. ]
We came from the same world, so no worries! Already knew each other before coming here.
[ which Fukuda can find concerning or not ]
[ So... Gojou is tying Mahito up quite well and even has a gag to use, but he's interrupted by the knock at their door. Any normal person would try to finish up their crime before opening the door, but Gojou sees no reason to? Most likely it's Fukuda, so he goes to get it. ]
Hey! Welcome home. Did you have a good day?
[ He just lets Fukuda in to see his work like it's no big deal. Mahito is very free to yell right now, though the doors are closing. No one else will hear them now. ]
Hey! Welcome home. Did you have a good day?
[ He just lets Fukuda in to see his work like it's no big deal. Mahito is very free to yell right now, though the doors are closing. No one else will hear them now. ]
[This would be a much harder feat if Mahito wasn't just constantly forgetting how to throw punches and block hits, wow. WHAT A PERFECT WEEK TO GET SHOVED IN THE CLOSET.
As things are, he certainly looks roughed up, but not particularly afraid. More angry than anything, and also Incredibly Displeased, which only seems to increase along with his general agitation levels as 1950s Housewife Gojou Satoru greets their third roommate back into this humble and terrible abode.]
Hey!! Don't just go answering the door—!
[BINCH IF YOU'RE GONNA DO A CRIME AT LEAST FOCUS ON IT.]
As things are, he certainly looks roughed up, but not particularly afraid. More angry than anything, and also Incredibly Displeased, which only seems to increase along with his general agitation levels as 1950s Housewife Gojou Satoru greets their third roommate back into this humble and terrible abode.]
Hey!! Don't just go answering the door—!
[BINCH IF YOU'RE GONNA DO A CRIME AT LEAST FOCUS ON IT.]
[Well, he's going to come in and close the door behind him, but he is definitely not just taking this ins stride because hello??? He has no context for why this would be happening.]
I did, but... What's going on? Why do you have Mahito tied up...
I did, but... What's going on? Why do you have Mahito tied up...
[ Gojou looks over to Mahito and blinks a couple of times before turning his attention back to Fukuda. ]
He did something bad so I'm putting him in time out.
[ Back to being a 1950s housewife preparing a closetnapping. He takes quick strides back to his victim, then tightens the binds before looking for the gag he got just for this. Don't mind that he's practically sitting on Mahito's lower back of the back of his legs for this. ]
Don't worry about it.
[ Mahito. This is your last chance to plead for help. ]
He did something bad so I'm putting him in time out.
[ Back to being a 1950s housewife preparing a closetnapping. He takes quick strides back to his victim, then tightens the binds before looking for the gag he got just for this. Don't mind that he's practically sitting on Mahito's lower back of the back of his legs for this. ]
Don't worry about it.
[ Mahito. This is your last chance to plead for help. ]
[He's never made a plea in his life your honor and he sure ain't starting now.
That said he's absolutely 1) ignoring the shit outta Fukuda, rip and 2) attempting to GET GOJOU OFF HIS BACK BY WRIGGLING AROUND ENDLESSLY STOP YOU'RE SO HEAVY THERE'S TOO MUCH GOJOU!! He will also, like a feral raccoon, be attempting to bite his fuckin hands or fingers whenever he does try to get that gag anywhere near his mouth.]
That said he's absolutely 1) ignoring the shit outta Fukuda, rip and 2) attempting to GET GOJOU OFF HIS BACK BY WRIGGLING AROUND ENDLESSLY STOP YOU'RE SO HEAVY THERE'S TOO MUCH GOJOU!! He will also, like a feral raccoon, be attempting to bite his fuckin hands or fingers whenever he does try to get that gag anywhere near his mouth.]
[Meanwhile Mahito was absolutely glancing over toward Gojou and he's having a GREAT TIME. If looks could kill though, hot damn.
Also, unfortunately, Mahito is not a handshaking type. He is a hand holding type. Once he's got Fukuda's hand he just holds it with both of his, it's fine.]
Wow! That's really well-said. No wonder you guys get along, huh? [Glancing over toward Gojou with a smile!] That's good, that's good.
Also, unfortunately, Mahito is not a handshaking type. He is a hand holding type. Once he's got Fukuda's hand he just holds it with both of his, it's fine.]
Wow! That's really well-said. No wonder you guys get along, huh? [Glancing over toward Gojou with a smile!] That's good, that's good.
[im closing my eyes faster but also thumbs up for this gif
THIS IS THE WORST MOMENT OF HIS TINY LIFE THOUGH HELLO!!! His verbal protests are coming, since he immediately levels Fukuda a sharp stare and a:]
Don't.
[What the fck can he do about being bopped by Gojou though honestly FREE HIS HANDS. HE WILL NOT STOP TRYING TO BITE OR GETTING SMACKED LIKE A BAD DOG UNTIL HE'S GAGGED.]
THIS IS THE WORST MOMENT OF HIS TINY LIFE THOUGH HELLO!!! His verbal protests are coming, since he immediately levels Fukuda a sharp stare and a:]
Don't.
[What the fck can he do about being bopped by Gojou though honestly FREE HIS HANDS. HE WILL NOT STOP TRYING TO BITE OR GETTING SMACKED LIKE A BAD DOG UNTIL HE'S GAGGED.]
[Hm. Gojou is saying yes but Mahito is now saying no?
Well, he doesn't doubt Gojou has a good reason for this, but also he probably doesn't have the strength to hold Mahito down against his will. So he stares for another long moment before just;]
... I think you have it handled, actually.
[BYE HE'S GOING TO GO WASH HIS FACE AND BRUSH HIS TEETH, GOOD LUCK BOYS.]
Well, he doesn't doubt Gojou has a good reason for this, but also he probably doesn't have the strength to hold Mahito down against his will. So he stares for another long moment before just;]
... I think you have it handled, actually.
[BYE HE'S GOING TO GO WASH HIS FACE AND BRUSH HIS TEETH, GOOD LUCK BOYS.]
What was the point of asking if I needed a hand, then?
[ hello? well. Gojou will be the one to gag Mahito properly, making sure his pretty little mouth can bite onto this nice red ball. It contrasts well with his skintone and is also representative of a clown. ]
Well, patchface... I wish I could say this hurts me, but you put yourself in this position. You must atone.
[ why is this maniac looking so disappointed in mahito is beyond me, but he stuffs him into the closet. Gonna see if flea will try to squirm out first and if he does, Gojou will unceremoniously slam the door on him. ]
[ hello? well. Gojou will be the one to gag Mahito properly, making sure his pretty little mouth can bite onto this nice red ball. It contrasts well with his skintone and is also representative of a clown. ]
Well, patchface... I wish I could say this hurts me, but you put yourself in this position. You must atone.
[ why is this maniac looking so disappointed in mahito is beyond me, but he stuffs him into the closet. Gonna see if flea will try to squirm out first and if he does, Gojou will unceremoniously slam the door on him. ]
[ Well, they have gotten this intro out of the way, so Gojou can relax since what will Mahito do while he's here? Kill Fukuda in front of his very eyes? Gojou will just nod to what Fukuda says since it's more likely genuine than anything flea will ever say in his life. ]
You guys have any plans?
[ CURIOUS! Playing nice! ]
You guys have any plans?
[ CURIOUS! Playing nice! ]
[You know what that's fine. Maybe this is normal where Mahito comes from? He can hold Fukuda's hand as long as he wants.]
Plans?
[Nothing Fukuda has done in the past week has been planned including all the times he got laid.]
Plans?
[Nothing Fukuda has done in the past week has been planned including all the times he got laid.]
Edited 2021-02-17 02:54 (UTC)
[clown nose ball gag...... it's what he deserves.
Anyway of course he's just making things as hard as possible for Gojou in the time it takes him to stuff his ass in the closet, and he is also absolutely making a break for it immediately. CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONNA HAVE A CLOSET DOOR-SHAPED BRUISE... SO STUPID.
Don't expect being gagged or tied up to stop him from making as much of a ruckus as possible though, because damn, he is nothing if not Constantly In Motion.
ENJOY YOUR FACE WASHING AND TEETH BRUSHING FUKUDA things are going totally fine out here, life's great in room #3.]
Anyway of course he's just making things as hard as possible for Gojou in the time it takes him to stuff his ass in the closet, and he is also absolutely making a break for it immediately. CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONNA HAVE A CLOSET DOOR-SHAPED BRUISE... SO STUPID.
Don't expect being gagged or tied up to stop him from making as much of a ruckus as possible though, because damn, he is nothing if not Constantly In Motion.
ENJOY YOUR FACE WASHING AND TEETH BRUSHING FUKUDA things are going totally fine out here, life's great in room #3.]
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