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THIS IS THE WORST MOMENT OF HIS TINY LIFE THOUGH HELLO!!! His verbal protests are coming, since he immediately levels Fukuda a sharp stare and a:]
Don't.
[What the fck can he do about being bopped by Gojou though honestly FREE HIS HANDS. HE WILL NOT STOP TRYING TO BITE OR GETTING SMACKED LIKE A BAD DOG UNTIL HE'S GAGGED.]
[Hm. Gojou is saying yes but Mahito is now saying no?
Well, he doesn't doubt Gojou has a good reason for this, but also he probably doesn't have the strength to hold Mahito down against his will. So he stares for another long moment before just;]
... I think you have it handled, actually. [BYE HE'S GOING TO GO WASH HIS FACE AND BRUSH HIS TEETH, GOOD LUCK BOYS.]
What was the point of asking if I needed a hand, then?
[ hello? well. Gojou will be the one to gag Mahito properly, making sure his pretty little mouth can bite onto this nice red ball. It contrasts well with his skintone and is also representative of a clown. ]
Well, patchface... I wish I could say this hurts me, but you put yourself in this position. You must atone.
[ why is this maniac looking so disappointed in mahito is beyond me, but he stuffs him into the closet. Gonna see if flea will try to squirm out first and if he does, Gojou will unceremoniously slam the door on him. ]
Anyway of course he's just making things as hard as possible for Gojou in the time it takes him to stuff his ass in the closet, and he is also absolutely making a break for it immediately. CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONNA HAVE A CLOSET DOOR-SHAPED BRUISE... SO STUPID.
Don't expect being gagged or tied up to stop him from making as much of a ruckus as possible though, because damn, he is nothing if not Constantly In Motion.
ENJOY YOUR FACE WASHING AND TEETH BRUSHING FUKUDA things are going totally fine out here, life's great in room #3.]
[Fukuda is glad you two are having fun? Or maybe not? He's not really sure what's going on but he's coming back out freshly washed just as Gojou finishes closing the closet door.]
[ And every time Mahito teeters the closet, Gojou will fix it. How fortunate that he's not feeling too off right now compared to the time where he couldn't even punch Mahito. Stuffing someone in a confined space is very fun! Reminds him of last week when he stuffed Mahito into a washing machine. ]
Yeah, he's in time out there for now.
[ Until Gojou gets a coffin or something? Anyway, he gestures to Fukuda to come over to him! ]
Are you going to do anything else tonight?
[ Like head out to get something or visit someone. ]
[ A movie does sound really good, but he waves his hand. ]
I was thinking we could indulge a bit!
[ A hand snakes to the nape of Fukuda's neck while the other finds its place on the other man's hip. If hole man doesn't understand, Gojou will follow up with a sweet kiss. ]
[He does, objectively, see where it's going, but he's truly so caught off guard that his brain doesn't really catch on until Gojou is kissing him? He's going to lean into it, perhaps a bit too eager for the casual nature that Gojou's approaching this with, but it's fine, probably. His hands snake up to clutch at Gojou's back.
He is definitely down to indulge? Does this even really count as seduction.]
[ And this is where I handwave that they have sex right next to the flea closet. Gojou makes sure to be very vocal about it so Mahito CAN HEAR IT ALL in his prison.
Anyway, it's after that Gojou has cleaned up after himself and changed—next thing they should do: ]
[Honestly, the closet noises are a little distracting, but he was so excited about special sexy attention from Gojou he was able to in fact completely ignore it?
However, now that that's over, the noises are a lot harder to ignore.]
Shouldn't you untie Mahito first? He's been in time out for a while. [He is going to open the door. Flea freedom. Fleadom.]
Anyway, of note is the fact that Mahito has not been attempting to actually break the doors down this entire time?? In fact, the inside of the closet seems unscathed, and most of the noises happening throughout this whole ordeal were just sounds of muffled distress and also Mahito trying to wriggle his way free of his bindings. AND ALSO ATTEMPTING TO SPIT OUT THIS GAG. GOD.
His success has been questionable at best.
He does not look pleased when the door is opened...]
[ Gojou talks like Fukuda knows that Mahito is far from human, if anything a poison. Since the gag hasn't been removed from Mahito, I must continue this. ]
You're keeping him in here against his will. At a certain point, "time out" becomes "unlawful imprisonment." I don't really want to get in trouble. There's cops here. [Or well. Coplike people.]
Mahito's a nice person. I'm sure someone will notice. Besides, if you hold him for a long time, he could complain about it to someone once he's free. [Therefore, they should hold him indefinitely-]
I have a compromise. Mahito, are you listening? [Now we wait for Aki to be done with capitalism.]
Anyway wow the sheer joy he feels upon hearing Fukuda call him a nice person is almost enough to alleviate his extremely bad mood and make up for those headpats GOD BLESS FUKUDA. He'd probably been internally boiling with MALICE and also a strong desire to murder gen z Kakashi where he stands up to this moment, but.
Honestly and hilariously...
More than a vengeful being, he is a curious one??? So he actually is interesting in hearing what Fukuda of all people has to offer for a compromise.
It's simple. Mahito gets go go free, but only if he apologizes to Gojou and promises not to do it again. [Fukuda still... does not know what he did. He also does not care. he glances at Gojou, who clearly is reluctant to free Mahito. Maybe he doesn't trust him to have learned his lesson. This is fine;]
If he breaks that promise, I'll drill a hole in his head. Then he won't want to misbehave anymore. [SMILES. This surely works for everyone? This is the perfect solution.]
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That'd be perfect! If you can hold him down, I can put this gag on him.
[ And whenever Mahito tries to bite his fingers, he will gently. Smack him. Each time like he's a bad dog. ]
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THIS IS THE WORST MOMENT OF HIS TINY LIFE THOUGH HELLO!!! His verbal protests are coming, since he immediately levels Fukuda a sharp stare and a:]
Don't.
[What the fck can he do about being bopped by Gojou though honestly FREE HIS HANDS. HE WILL NOT STOP TRYING TO BITE OR GETTING SMACKED LIKE A BAD DOG UNTIL HE'S GAGGED.]
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Well, he doesn't doubt Gojou has a good reason for this, but also he probably doesn't have the strength to hold Mahito down against his will. So he stares for another long moment before just;]
... I think you have it handled, actually.
[BYE HE'S GOING TO GO WASH HIS FACE AND BRUSH HIS TEETH, GOOD LUCK BOYS.]
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[ hello? well. Gojou will be the one to gag Mahito properly, making sure his pretty little mouth can bite onto this nice red ball. It contrasts well with his skintone and is also representative of a clown. ]
Well, patchface... I wish I could say this hurts me, but you put yourself in this position. You must atone.
[ why is this maniac looking so disappointed in mahito is beyond me, but he stuffs him into the closet. Gonna see if flea will try to squirm out first and if he does, Gojou will unceremoniously slam the door on him. ]
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Anyway of course he's just making things as hard as possible for Gojou in the time it takes him to stuff his ass in the closet, and he is also absolutely making a break for it immediately. CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONNA HAVE A CLOSET DOOR-SHAPED BRUISE... SO STUPID.
Don't expect being gagged or tied up to stop him from making as much of a ruckus as possible though, because damn, he is nothing if not Constantly In Motion.
ENJOY YOUR FACE WASHING AND TEETH BRUSHING FUKUDA things are going totally fine out here, life's great in room #3.]
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Where's-
[And then theres Mahito noises.]
Ah, I see, the closet?
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Yeah, he's in time out there for now.
[ Until Gojou gets a coffin or something? Anyway, he gestures to Fukuda to come over to him! ]
Are you going to do anything else tonight?
[ Like head out to get something or visit someone. ]
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I don't have any plans. Why, did you want to watch a movie or something?
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I was thinking we could indulge a bit!
[ A hand snakes to the nape of Fukuda's neck while the other finds its place on the other man's hip. If hole man doesn't understand, Gojou will follow up with a sweet kiss. ]
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He is definitely down to indulge? Does this even really count as seduction.]
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Anyway, it's after that Gojou has cleaned up after himself and changed—next thing they should do: ]
Now we can finish off the night with a movie.
[ And continue to leave Mahito in the closet! ]
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However, now that that's over, the noises are a lot harder to ignore.]
Shouldn't you untie Mahito first? He's been in time out for a while.
[He is going to open the door. Flea freedom. Fleadom.]
can you believe i only have 2 angry icons
Anyway, of note is the fact that Mahito has not been attempting to actually break the doors down this entire time?? In fact, the inside of the closet seems unscathed, and most of the noises happening throughout this whole ordeal were just sounds of muffled distress and also Mahito trying to wriggle his way free of his bindings. AND ALSO ATTEMPTING TO SPIT OUT THIS GAG. GOD.
His success has been questionable at best.
He does not look pleased when the door is opened...]
i can't believe it's this one
He needs to stay in there longer for what he has done.
[ CLOSE THE DOORS. ]
Flea leads such a carefree life clearly.
[Listen at least he is making no move to untie Mahito? He does give him a pat on the head though. There, there....]
new year new beginnings hope senpai notices him
[ Gojou talks like Fukuda knows that Mahito is far from human, if anything a poison. Since the gag hasn't been removed from Mahito, I must continue this. ]
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[Yeah Fukuda has??? no idea???]
Gojou... You can't do that. The others will start asking where he is.
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[ They're talking like Mahito's choice isn't a factor. ]
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You're keeping him in here against his will. At a certain point, "time out" becomes "unlawful imprisonment." I don't really want to get in trouble. There's cops here.
[Or well. Coplike people.]
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They have better things to do than worry about this guy going missing.
[ At least he thinks so. ]
I'll let him go eventually.
[ Gojou would also purposely forget to do that. ]
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[Therefore, they should hold him indefinitely-]
I have a compromise. Mahito, are you listening?
[Now we wait for Aki to be done with capitalism.]
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Anyway wow the sheer joy he feels upon hearing Fukuda call him a nice person is almost enough to alleviate his extremely bad mood and make up for those headpats GOD BLESS FUKUDA. He'd probably been internally boiling with MALICE and also a strong desire to murder gen z Kakashi where he stands up to this moment, but.
Honestly and hilariously...
More than a vengeful being, he is a curious one??? So he actually is interesting in hearing what Fukuda of all people has to offer for a compromise.
He's listening!]
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[Fukuda still... does not know what he did. He also does not care. he glances at Gojou, who clearly is reluctant to free Mahito. Maybe he doesn't trust him to have learned his lesson. This is fine;]
If he breaks that promise, I'll drill a hole in his head. Then he won't want to misbehave anymore.
[SMILES. This surely works for everyone? This is the perfect solution.]
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