omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[housewolf]

[He startles when he's called for.]

I... I was trying to decide what to make.

[mukagen]

Well, you don't need to make anything! I'm already cooking for us, so hang tight.

[ Metaphorically, or literally, whichever is okay. It has been... A day. ]

[housewolf]

You can cook?

[mukagen]

Yeah? I do live alone back at home, so...

[ WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED. ]

[housewolf]

Huh.

[ Usually the rich kids just get take out? ]

What are you making?

[mukagen]

[ His eyes shifty since he's hoping this isn't too coincidental. It has been a whole day since that memory. ]

Stewed meat and potatoes.

[housewolf]

It's a good, filling dish.

[Omi does not immediately realize.]

[mukagen]

[ oh my god he's so good omi doesn't fucking realize it the surprise WILL BE GREAT (gojou, this isn't a master plan) ]

It's done, so go ahead and take a seat.

[ He serves them two plates with bowls of rice and it smells... Delicious, actually. ]

[housewolf]

[Dummy.

Still, Omi does as he's asked.]

Smells great.

[mukagen]

Guess the inspiration!

[ OKAY, IT'S TIME. It's time as he takes a bite out of his food, glad that it's good. ]

[housewolf]

Itadakimasu.

[Oh, it is great!]

... Did you get that memory? [Of Omi running away from home?]

[mukagen]

... Yes, but I didn't want to bring it up.

[ The actual memory itself is sad and if it's something Omi wants to talk about, Gojou will let him have that floor. ]

So how does it compare to your mom's?

[ this is such a weird af question isn't it ]

[housewolf]

[Hmm... Hm...]

They're not even close.

Yours is way better.

[mukagen]

[ ... ]

What?

[housewolf]

My mom wasn't a very good cook. Everything she made had this really odd sweet flavor to it.

[mukagen]

[ he's pikachugasp.......... ]

I made it wrong.

[housewolf]

[He shifts the plate of food closer to him, don't take this away!]

It's fine. I'd be really confused if you made it the same way she did.

[mukagen]

[ Boooo. He wanted it to have the warmth of mom. ]

I just assumed since she was your mother, she must have been good at cooking...

[housewolf]

Oh... No, she was pretty terrible.

[mukagen]

[ ........................

Reaches out to take Omi's plate. ]

[housewolf]

[He is not letting go of this plate.

How dare you.]

[mukagen]

[ Hand tries... to sneak through... To take the plate. ]

[housewolf]

Back off. You made this for me, I'm eating it.

[mukagen]

It's my creation, so I have every right to take it back!

[housewolf]

You wouldn't deprive a man of food like that.

[He has a death grip on this plate.

Look at these puppy dog eyes.]