omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[housewolf]

[It's not too big on him or anything, very possibly this could've come from his own room.

Not that it did.]

I'm very fond of it.

[mukagen]

[ It's a good fit on Omi! Gojou can't deny, but of course he's suspicious. Knowingly suspicious. ]

Wheeeere did you get it?

[housewolf]

[Omi's smile goes a little mischievous.]

I think you know the answer to that, Satoru.

[mukagen]

[ You are being so silly. He flicks his forehead! ]

You could have just asked to borrow it?

[housewolf]

[ Omi takes his hand and tugs him forward. ]

It's fine, isn't it?

[ There's the small chance of Gojou saying no and he bypassed it. ]

I look good in your clothes.

[mukagen]

That's because we're almost the same size.

[ He's pulled forward, which gives him a better view of LOOKING DOWN AT THIS THIEF. Sighing, he climbs on and sits on his lap. Nothing wrong with two men trying to pretend they're small. ]

You should have taken my black sweater! It's purposely oversized cause that's the fashion!

[ Gojou Satoru, telling someone how to boyfriend shirt. ]

[housewolf]

[This thief that just stole a jacket!

Now that he's on Omi's lap, he wraps an arm around his waist.]

Is that what you want to see me in instead?

[mukagen]

[ Well, he's here now! And he takes one of the manga volumes from that stack to see what it is. ]

Omi! I think you'll look good in whatever you wear.

[ Go ahead and put on all the sexy costumes that are in their dresser. ]

[housewolf]

[It's the first volume of xxxHolic.]

Anything in particular you want to see me in? I'll wear whatever you ask.

[mukagen]

[ Oh, he does think this is a joke, so: ]

I guess nothing but an apron works.

[ He does like xxxHolic! CLAMP is always good. ]

[housewolf]

[This is not a joke.

Even if he laughs.]

Dinner, a bath, or me?

In the kitchen or your room?

[mukagen]

[ He snorts cause that line is a classic? Though he doesn't use it, himself. ]

You'd really just be naked with an apron on in the kitchen?

[ ??? Though they did have sex in the rec room, the apron makes it a costume. ]

[housewolf]

[He's only using it because it is such a cliche.]

Sure, why not? We've been public before.

[mukagen]

[ Thinks about it... ]

I guess I do need to indulge. Not sure what it'll count for, though.

[ Lust? Does that count? Not like he's horny for apron. He just thinks it's funny. ]

[housewolf]

You're Sloth.

Maybe if you let me do all the work...?

[mukagen]

I like doing stuff, too.

[ He sighs... Flipping through the manga book. ]

Maybe I need lessons from someone who's great at doing nothing.

[ the ultimate pillow queen, help him. ]

[housewolf]

It is better when we're both active. Should I tie you down or something?

[Would that even count?]

Maybe Sloth can help with that.

[mukagen]

... Usually when I talk to Sloth, we end up taking a nap.

[ Which works out, but it isn't productive when he needs it to be? Anyway, Omi brings up a good idea! ]

You should tie me up!

[housewolf]

[He's fairly sure a nap counts.]

Do you have ropes, or something we can use like them?

[mukagen]

[ Naps will not teach him how to pillowqueen better. Except it would. He just has to figure out how to fall asleep during sex. ]

I'm sure I can find rope somewhere... Or maybe it's somewhere in our dresser since they like stuffing kinky stuff in there. I usually ignore it.

[housewolf]

[That seems so difficult.]

I'll look too, but if you find it let me know.

[mukagen]

[ It does... Unless it's awful. ]

Nice! [ He stares at him. ] Are you going to return my jacket? Or...

[housewolf]

Do you need it back?

[mukagen]

I can't just let you have my jacket without getting something in return?

[ Taps Omi's head with the manga. ]

[housewolf]

I'll give you one of mine. How's that?