omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[mukagen]

I don't want to keep holding it off, though... [ Humph. ] So we should just do it now. You're unbanned from the kitchen.

[ Come with him! Even if he's sluggish. ]

Also, do you have plans tonight? Have you decided where you're going for curfew? I thought we might as well tell each other after what Sasazuka said earlier this week.

[housewolf]

[ He's going to stay directly next to Gojou, just in case he needs somebody to lean on. ]

Probably the kitchen? It's not exactly comfortable. Stuff does just keep happening there. What about you?

[mukagen]

The dog park! I'd say you should come with me, but you can do whatever you want.

[ He does feel kind of slow, once in a while bobbing his head because body feels hot.

But he's okay, otherwise! ]

[housewolf]

Are you sure you're okay, Satoru?

[Don't think he missed that.]

[mukagen]

I'll be fine! I don't want to needle into any of your plans except for right now.

[ KITCHEN!!! ]

It's time to make your garlic fondue!

[housewolf]

If you faint I'm bringing you to your room.

[But it's fine, surely.]

[mukagen]

It's all out of my system, Omi-wan!

[ Watch him cook! Watch!! He has been practicing, actually, and desperately cooked when Omi wasn't around the kitchen. ]

... Though I guess you can help a bit since things are hot and I'm hot.

[housewolf]

Is it?

[He presses their foreheads together for a moment. Fever?]

What do you need me to do?

[mukagen]

[ Quite warm... ]

Handle the saucepan after I blend the ingredients.

[ He says that but he’s done blending. ]

Also, boil the vegetables when I finish cleaning them.

[ He starts cutting off stems, albeit a little slower than usual. Also peel. Basically, Omi gets to do all the hot parts. ]

[housewolf]

When you're done go get an icepack or something, okay?

[ He doesn't really mind doing the hot parts, but he will mind if Gojou overheats. ]

[mukagen]

I’ll eat a bunch of ice cream after this!

[ That isn’t what Omi said... here, finish up with the hot steps. Gojou gets out the fondue bowl! Or something similar. ]

[housewolf]

That's not what I said...?

[ Even though he does finish the hot steps. ]

[mukagen]

It isn’t, but it’ll definitely cool me down.

[ Nice. They just need to pour it into the bowl and Tadah! It is ready. Gojou is sure the ratio of ingredients should be good and

Look. We have veggies for dipping. ]

... I’m actually starving.

[housewolf]

When was the last time you ate?

[Like. Part of him wants to eat his food, but the other, fussier part, wants to make sure his boyfriend isn't starving.]

[mukagen]

[ .... ]

... Last night?

[housewolf]

Satoru. [He's an adult, more of an adult than Omi. He should be able to trust him to care for himself.]

... Please eat more than just ice-cream.

[mukagen]

I'll order a real meal from the vending machine then! Don't worrrrryyyy.

[ He presses their cheeks together for a nuzzle. ]

[housewolf]

[He lets him get away with it, but he also turns so he can kiss his cheek.]

As long as you promise.

Itadakimasu.

[He'll dip a vegetable and take a bite... It's delicious.]

[mukagen]

[ He gets himself some rice porridge because it'll be good on his stomach. Fortunately, they can eat together. ]

Will you be full on that? It doesn't seem filling to me.

[ The dip. ]

[housewolf]

It's not super filling, but that's why it usually comes with bread... and it's an appetizer.

[mukagen]

[ ohh... Well. Gojou leaves for a second to go back to the vending machine and gets Omi a whole baguette?? [

[housewolf]

[His shoulders are shaking, barely contained laughter.]

Thanks.

[mukagen]

If you're going to laugh, do it in front of my face.

[ Stupid!! He eats his porridge with a squint, but he's still smiling.,/small> ]

[housewolf]

I'm right in front of you.

[Anyway he's ripping up the bread so he can actually dip it.]

[mukagen]

Then laugh louder so I can hear it!!

[ YOU EVIL LITTLE THING YOU ]

Tell me what's so funny!