omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[housewolf]

[A low moan as he gets bitten, hand coming up to rest on Gojou's back.]

It's not like I hate it? You're much more exciting.

[mukagen]

I'd hope so? I'd be offended and hurt if you told me I was boring.

[ He keeps lining Omi's neck with his teeth, nibbling a trail up to his neck so he can whisper: ]

Who's a good boy?

[housewolf]

[Listen, he might take Omi-Wan fine, and the dog jokes, but this? This is too much for him and he starts laughing.]

Is-Is this where I say me?

[mukagen]

[ A playful hiss as he does SO MUCH to hold back from laughing. ]

Yes! This is where you say "Me! I'm a good boy!"

[housewolf]

Me! I'm a-

[Snrrrk!!! Hahaha!

He won't be saying the rest of that. It's too funny.]

[mukagen]

You’re supposed to be an actor...! Why are you laughing?!

[ Now he’s laughing. Christ. ]

[housewolf]

Like you aren't laughing with me?

You have to give me time to prepare, if you want that sort of thing.

[It's hilarious. He gives a little woof, and immediately breaks back into laughter.]

[mukagen]

[ Points at him!! Aggressively! Cannot comment on the first question because, yeah, he's laughing. Hecc. ]

Don't you guys do something like improv?!

[ oh my fucking god omi woofed............. he's dead silent as Omi keeps laughing. ]

IS THAT YOUR IMPROV?!

[housewolf]

[He grins up at him, completely silent.

Lets that go for a while to build up suspense...]

I've never played a pet!

Do you have suggestions?

[mukagen]

Bark again.

[ he dares you, motherfucker. they're not going to have sex anymore. this is more important. ]

[housewolf]

[It's Wednesday! You're his princess, how could he say no to a request?

He does, actually, bark again.]

[mukagen]

[ no, that's too funny, he takes a pillow and drops it on Omi's face. ]

[housewolf]

[He moves the pillow down, and his shoulders are shaking as he tries to stop laughing.]

[mukagen]

No, you have to laugh like a dog, too.

[ Bops Omi's face again. ]

[housewolf]

[Look at this visible confusion.]

How do I do that?

[mukagen]

... I don't know, actually. Dogs don't laugh, do they.

[ huuuh. ]

[housewolf]

Hmm... Not really? They bark and growl.

[mukagen]

Okay, try a growl.

[housewolf]

Grr...

[ In such a questioning tone. ]

[mukagen]

Never mind. I don’t want to have sex anymore.

[ HE’S TOO BUSY INTERNALLY LOSING HIS MIND!!! This is so funny! And to be honest, he enjoys this so much more. ]

[housewolf]

[ He laughs a little more and kisses him. ]

What would you have me do, princess?

[mukagen]

Want to act some piece for me?

[ Since he wants to see! ]

[housewolf]

I don't have that many monologues.

[HM...]

Do you want to do an etude with me? It's a short improv scene.

[mukagen]

Even though I don't know anything?

[ Gojou is usually good at most things, but. Uh!! Are you sure? ]

[housewolf]

Pretty much everybody in our company started at no experience. It'll be fine.

[Act! With him!]

Just go with what feels right.