omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[housewolf]

The one that wanted to consume everybody here was less disturbing?

[mukagen]

... If you think about it, curses eat and kill people. That's a daily occurrence in my world.

[ MAHITO VORE ]

[housewolf]

[ If you put it like that! ]

I can see why you'd want to pet it.

I'll stick to dogs.

[mukagen]

Would you believe me if I said that the furby is less ugly than the curses I've seen...

[ Even if I, Hei, BELIEVE FURBY CURSED AF. ]

[housewolf]

I don't know why you'd lie about that? I'd believe you.

[mukagen]

... Omi. There's plenty of things I would lie about if I think the reaction is funny.

[ boy......... ]

[housewolf]

You're stuck in a magical prison box.

[ He's willing to believe a lot at this point. ]

[mukagen]

Okay, okay! That part is definitely true.

[ So you have a point. ]

So, yeah, the furby is cuter than the curses at home. Actually, it's cuter than Mahito already.

[housewolf]

[ Of course he does. ]

It is a lot fuzzier.

[mukagen]

Right...? It's fluffy like a dog! It also rubbed against my legs like a large cat.

[ Let's forget that it turned off all the fucking lights in the spa and Gojou was like hm. I like being able to see? ]

[housewolf]

There are fluffy cats too.

[ It's probably taken care of now? It's fine. Everything is fine. ]

[mukagen]

Yeah, yeah! Though UWU is more like... A lion? Rubbing against your legs?

[ is that still a cat ]

[housewolf]

Is that still a cat?

[mukagen]

... It's a big cat?

[ Yeah? ]

[housewolf]

I'd feel more worried if a lion was that close, instead of a really fluffy house cat.

[Then again it was on CONSUME MODE.]

[mukagen]

True. I wonder if the UWU is more likely to attack me or a lion.

[ Just curious. ]

Would you want a cat?

[housewolf]

Probably you? I don't think it can feed off of a lion.

[ Hopefully it's done doing that? ]

I haven't really thought about it. We have a lot of strays around the dorms.

[mukagen]

No, I meant which would attack me: a lion or the UWU. Of course, I would choose to attack if something attacks me.

[ Nodding. ]

I've never considered it, either. Usually, I'm not home, so that's the problem.

[housewolf]

Haven't you already thrown a book at it? That still makes it the UWU. Unless you've somehow angered all of lionkind.

We have a cockatoo in the dorms, so it could be dangerous to have a cat there. Misumi could probably talk to them...

[mukagen]

It's not my fault it's scared of Christ.

[ That is not what it is. ]

Ahhh, right! Your mascot. Wouldn't want a cat eating it... Pets really are a hassle.

[housewolf]

That's what you took out of it?

[ It's a struggle not to laugh. ]

I'll just enjoy strays for now. It's not like I'm planning on moving any time soon.

[mukagen]

Yeah! Who's even scared of books?

[ Gojou can't even consider it a weapon, though it would be funny. Imagine a murder by getting bludgeoned by a fat dictionary. ]

When do you plan to move?

[housewolf]

I know some people who are scared of textbooks, but that's a different thing.

[ There WAS an attempted candy murder, so let's not put it past people.

He's caught a bit flat-footed here, even though he's the one that brought it up. It doesn't mean he's actually thought about it. ]

Um... If I get married?

[mukagen]

[ true this group is just full of shitposters. ]

I guess that make sense... [ For normal people, yeah. ] I left Gojou residence when I got the chance.

[housewolf]

I didn't leave my family until I joined Mankai.

... Is it better away from them?