[ the minute gojou starts laughing, so does gu yun, his grin turning right up into little shit territory. it's funny! it's really, really funny, actually! he also thought this was utterly ridiculous. ]
I wouldn't say desperately - there's not really any point in having it here. [ he's still snickering as he waves that off, letting gojou take the jello shot in his hand before he picks up another, popping the top off and slurping it down, too. ]
[ Desperate makes a good story, but it's all teasing. He takes the jello-shot and savors the flavor. It reminds him... Of childhood? Young adulthood? ]
All right. Brace yourself.
[ He's thinking expert difficulty sudoku puzzle book.... Instead of an actual book, one sheet of paper flies down to them with a single number. He blinks slowly. Another sheet falls after, blank. The next one, blacked out, then more numbered paper sheets. Oh, no. The bar is starting to flood paper. ]
anyway. gu yun props his chin in his hand and watches as the first piece of paper falls, from ceiling, to floor. and then another. and then another. and then another.
... and then he's cackling, immediately. ] What did you wish for! Ha!
Guess that's not the key. [ he reaches for a paper, gathering the last few as the GIANT AVALANCHE starts to finally slow down. it's got numbers on it, sure enough. ]
Fuel got me alcohol. I wonder, what happens if I wish for alcohol?
[ there's a beat, and gu yun closes his eyes. let's see...
his wish for a bottle of wine gets - a grape, to fall onto the counter. and then another, and then another.
and then a big giant pile of grapes drops out of the sky, still on the vine. ]
[ Maybe, just maybe, a detailed idea of what puzzle book he wanted was what screwed them over. The papers eventually stop and now there are grapes just raining down on this bar...
He snaps his fingers and points at him. ]
You're thinking wine and it's... Close.
[ He's got you. Let him try another one. Alcohol. Alcohol. Crisp alcohol—specifically, drinks for two people. BAM! Out of nowhere, there is a giant beer glass, though larger than my reference.
... He meant two like, separate drinks, not two as in it's as wide and tall as two people. ]
[ gu yun gives an unamused look to the grapes as a final one plunks off the bar - he reaches out to catch it, and pops it in his mouth.
alright, gojou! his theory gets an eyebrow raise, and he nods his head. then, just like that... that is a huge glass.
gu yun crows, delighted. ] Now that's what I'm talking about. What is this, ale or something? [ he's more of a wine guy, personally, but, hey! you know what! he'll take it! ] The real question comes; how do we drink it?
gu yun pauses, thoughtfully, and then reaches for his now emptied wine glass. it takes him a moment, because he has to get up on his knees on the barstool (he is not a very tall man) to do so, but he takes the wine glass, and dips into the surface of the beer, waiting for physics and surface tension to fill the glass before he pulls it back up.
No, you definitely look like the type of guy to give orders.
[ When Gu Yun isn't just laughing at stuff, in his opinion. Anyway, that's a rather good impression, isn't it? He watches as Gu Yun works his genius on the problem at hand, lips opening to mouth "wowww." ]
If you need help, I can put you on my shoulders.
[ He's tall but please don't this just sounds like more disaster. ]
[ he does not confirm or deny that. then again it's on his profile, so like, yeah. sometimes you're a guy in charge!
the comment on his height bounces off of his stupid greatest-garlic-in-great-liang head, and gu yun grins, moving to instead clamber up on the bar and sit in front of this giant beer glass. ] Not yet. Grab me a glass! We ought to share.
[ SALUTE! Gojou will get some glasses and pass one to Gu Yun. This kind of reminds him of a piece of the bible he found on the internet where Jesus turned water into wine... But did Jesus ever just conjured wine out of nothing? They've really ascended here. ]
... Are you planning to drink all of that today?
[ Gojou isn't, so he's thinking on what they have to do with the rest. ]
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I wouldn't say desperately - there's not really any point in having it here. [ he's still snickering as he waves that off, letting gojou take the jello shot in his hand before he picks up another, popping the top off and slurping it down, too. ]
Maybe. Try it!
NOOOO
[ Desperate makes a good story, but it's all teasing. He takes the jello-shot and savors the flavor. It reminds him... Of childhood? Young adulthood? ]
All right. Brace yourself.
[ He's thinking expert difficulty sudoku puzzle book.... Instead of an actual book, one sheet of paper flies down to them with a single number. He blinks slowly. Another sheet falls after, blank. The next one, blacked out, then more numbered paper sheets. Oh, no. The bar is starting to flood paper. ]
truly rude
anyway. gu yun props his chin in his hand and watches as the first piece of paper falls, from ceiling, to floor. and then another. and then another. and then another.
... and then he's cackling, immediately. ] What did you wish for! Ha!
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A number puzzle book... I thought that was simple enough?
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Fuel got me alcohol. I wonder, what happens if I wish for alcohol?
[ there's a beat, and gu yun closes his eyes. let's see...
his wish for a bottle of wine gets - a grape, to fall onto the counter. and then another, and then another.
and then a big giant pile of grapes drops out of the sky, still on the vine. ]
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He snaps his fingers and points at him. ]
You're thinking wine and it's... Close.
[ He's got you. Let him try another one. Alcohol. Alcohol. Crisp alcohol—specifically, drinks for two people. BAM! Out of nowhere, there is a giant beer glass, though larger than my reference.
... He meant two like, separate drinks, not two as in it's as wide and tall as two people. ]
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alright, gojou! his theory gets an eyebrow raise, and he nods his head. then, just like that... that is a huge glass.
gu yun crows, delighted. ] Now that's what I'm talking about. What is this, ale or something? [ he's more of a wine guy, personally, but, hey! you know what! he'll take it! ] The real question comes; how do we drink it?
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[ Gojou is the opposite in the spectrum, it looks like. He does appreciate a good wine, though. The question Gu Yun props up is a good one.
At first, he picks it up and it's. Heavy. ]
What kind of man are you, three eyes? Would you lap it up like a dog?
[ In this case....... Beer. ]
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[ the irony here is that he's a soldier.
gu yun pauses, thoughtfully, and then reaches for his now emptied wine glass. it takes him a moment, because he has to get up on his knees on the barstool (he is not a very tall man) to do so, but he takes the wine glass, and dips into the surface of the beer, waiting for physics and surface tension to fill the glass before he pulls it back up.
hehe. he's a genius ]
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[ When Gu Yun isn't just laughing at stuff, in his opinion. Anyway, that's a rather good impression, isn't it? He watches as Gu Yun works his genius on the problem at hand, lips opening to mouth "wowww." ]
If you need help, I can put you on my shoulders.
[ He's tall but please don't this just sounds like more disaster. ]
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[ he does not confirm or deny that. then again it's on his profile, so like, yeah. sometimes you're a guy in charge!
the comment on his height bounces off of his stupid greatest-garlic-in-great-liang head, and gu yun grins, moving to instead clamber up on the bar and sit in front of this giant beer glass. ] Not yet. Grab me a glass! We ought to share.
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[ SALUTE! Gojou will get some glasses and pass one to Gu Yun. This kind of reminds him of a piece of the bible he found on the internet where Jesus turned water into wine... But did Jesus ever just conjured wine out of nothing? They've really ascended here. ]
... Are you planning to drink all of that today?
[ Gojou isn't, so he's thinking on what they have to do with the rest. ]