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[ gu yun, floating, not even missing a beat, tilts his head down to wink. ]
How'd you know I'm single?
[ of course, this playfulness stays as he watches gojou and gets ready for his feet to fall on the floor again. only. only they don't. ]
...Maybe it's on a delay of some kind.
How'd you know I'm single?
[ of course, this playfulness stays as he watches gojou and gets ready for his feet to fall on the floor again. only. only they don't. ]
...Maybe it's on a delay of some kind.
[ He laughs a bit at the joke. Wordplay is very funny, he thinks. It's like... A more sophisticated version of dad jokes. ]
I meant single like one piece, but now I'm curious. Are you single? Or are you part of a double?
[ HAHAHA... No pressure to answer. Them not being able to touch the ground does cull the laughs, though. ]
Maybe. Let's give it a countdown.
I meant single like one piece, but now I'm curious. Are you single? Or are you part of a double?
[ HAHAHA... No pressure to answer. Them not being able to touch the ground does cull the laughs, though. ]
Maybe. Let's give it a countdown.
Depends on the context. [ bad. why are they making sophisticated dad jokes. i hate this. ] After all, my camps are triple, but there's only one Marquis.
[ did that answer that question? it didn't. why would it.
anyway. he watches gojou with the button, and then eventually folds his arms across his chest. ] Counting down with no idea or destination - we could end up in the millions. [ god he hopes not. gu yun eyes the door. ]
Suppose if we make our way out of the room, that would solve the problem?
[ did that answer that question? it didn't. why would it.
anyway. he watches gojou with the button, and then eventually folds his arms across his chest. ] Counting down with no idea or destination - we could end up in the millions. [ god he hopes not. gu yun eyes the door. ]
Suppose if we make our way out of the room, that would solve the problem?
Three heads better than two! Even if you guys aren't all diamonds.
[ Imagine making High Level Dad Jokes... If high school Gojou could see himself now, he would retch and call him old. ]
Do you think you can swim your way there?
[ Gojou doesn't seem to try yet because he's kind of having fun existing. ]
[ Imagine making High Level Dad Jokes... If high school Gojou could see himself now, he would retch and call him old. ]
Do you think you can swim your way there?
[ Gojou doesn't seem to try yet because he's kind of having fun existing. ]
I like to think I'm more of a ruby, really. [ he lifts a hand to tap the cinnabar red mole under his eye. ridiculous. what are you two even talking about anymore.
gu yun glances over at the door again, and wrinkles his nose. ] Hm. Probably.
[ he doesn't move, ]
gu yun glances over at the door again, and wrinkles his nose. ] Hm. Probably.
[ he doesn't move, ]
[ YEET
oh that's kind of fun, actually. it's not an iron eagle, but the slow float of it is pretty delightful, and gu yun absolutely lets himself be yeeted with a delighted noise. he manages to flip himself over when he gets to the closest solid surface, feet touching it, and then pushes himself off to get a little more momentum going. ]
How helpful! You simply must try it. [ as he floats by, he's gonna give gojou a matching push so they can just do anti gravity flips. terrible and stupid. ]
oh that's kind of fun, actually. it's not an iron eagle, but the slow float of it is pretty delightful, and gu yun absolutely lets himself be yeeted with a delighted noise. he manages to flip himself over when he gets to the closest solid surface, feet touching it, and then pushes himself off to get a little more momentum going. ]
How helpful! You simply must try it. [ as he floats by, he's gonna give gojou a matching push so they can just do anti gravity flips. terrible and stupid. ]
[ Gojou doesn't retaliate in any way, letting Gu Yun tousle him. He spins, spins, and spins—maybe it's fortunate that he can barely see or maybe he would get sick.
He strokes his chin while still spinning around. ]
I actually don't mind it much.
[ Eventually, he does spin back around. Reaching out, he grabs Gu Yun by the ankles or wrists (your choice) so that they can spin together...... and maybe knock against something. ]
Three eyes! Do you have murim shows? Where the guys stay in the air so long when doing full-body kicks?
[ that's what they should do ]
He strokes his chin while still spinning around. ]
I actually don't mind it much.
[ Eventually, he does spin back around. Reaching out, he grabs Gu Yun by the ankles or wrists (your choice) so that they can spin together...... and maybe knock against something. ]
Three eyes! Do you have murim shows? Where the guys stay in the air so long when doing full-body kicks?
[ that's what they should do ]
[ Things. Are. Hectic. Gojou would even say out of control! But it has been interesting and he has witnessed enough wish chaos that he's willing to dip into it himself. For Science, but a partner is always needed for these things.
But who.
He ponders and ponders, until he sees a familiar face at the bar! ]
Three eyes!
[ NO BLINDFOLD THIS TIME. ]
But who.
He ponders and ponders, until he sees a familiar face at the bar! ]
Three eyes!
[ NO BLINDFOLD THIS TIME. ]
No blindfold! [ gu yun greets, lifting his glass of wine in greeting. very classy. he's got a couple of weird little plastic containers stacked up next to him, but otherwise, just seems to be vibing.
gu yun taps his eye, near his red mole. ] Though maybe still blind. [ he doesn't have a monocle on today, either! ]
gu yun taps his eye, near his red mole. ] Though maybe still blind. [ he doesn't have a monocle on today, either! ]
[ Since he doesn't have a glass, he can only give a wave before taking a seat here... Noticing the little plastic cups here and there. Huh. ]
The truth is I can see perfectly fine. The blindfold is more of a comfort thing now.
[ Is this wine for him? May he take it? Pour him some into these jello shots. ]
Not sporting your monocle today? Even though you're looking fancy here.
[ Still thinking the monocle is a trinket. ]
The truth is I can see perfectly fine. The blindfold is more of a comfort thing now.
[ Is this wine for him? May he take it? Pour him some into these jello shots. ]
Not sporting your monocle today? Even though you're looking fancy here.
[ Still thinking the monocle is a trinket. ]
[ the look on his face says i'm not going to kinkshame you, but, even if he has no idea what the word kinkshame is. ]
...Whatever helps.
[ it sounds more teasing than it does actually judgy. gu yun waves his hand and laughs, though. ] Didn't think it matched my outfit.
[ yes it is most certainly a fashion trinket and nothing else. ] Have a drink with me. Do you like jello? I just learned what it was today.
...Whatever helps.
[ it sounds more teasing than it does actually judgy. gu yun waves his hand and laughs, though. ] Didn't think it matched my outfit.
[ yes it is most certainly a fashion trinket and nothing else. ] Have a drink with me. Do you like jello? I just learned what it was today.
[ kinkshame him and he'll make it into an actual kink out of spite. beware. He isn't too spooked by how he's meeting people of different eras, so he's just glad that Gu Yun is enjoying his discovery of.
Jello. ]
I'm more of a pudding guy, but jello is fun. [ He sees where this is going. ] Did you want to serve me some shots, too?
Jello. ]
I'm more of a pudding guy, but jello is fun. [ He sees where this is going. ] Did you want to serve me some shots, too?
... After the things I've seen, I do believe that.
[ He takes the jello shot all in one like a degenerate, sighing in relief right after. ]
This is pretty tame, though. Maybe I should ask if you're used to this kind of thing.
[ Being able to control WISHES. ]
[ He takes the jello shot all in one like a degenerate, sighing in relief right after. ]
This is pretty tame, though. Maybe I should ask if you're used to this kind of thing.
[ Being able to control WISHES. ]
What, jello? Or the wishes.
[ he laughs, drumming his hands against the bar. ] This is not at all what I tried to make - and I have a feeling if I tried something more specific, it'd be terribly wrong. Can you not feel it? There's something in the air that makes it feel possible.
[ he laughs, drumming his hands against the bar. ] This is not at all what I tried to make - and I have a feeling if I tried something more specific, it'd be terribly wrong. Can you not feel it? There's something in the air that makes it feel possible.
The wishes. I was expecting something worse as a backfire.
[ Then again, how would he know how severely off the Jell-O shots are without knowing what Gu Yun wanted. In the end, he kind of expects the worst to happen. ]
I definitely feel it. It’s another layer on top of the creepy feeling of being watched. [ Shrugs. Nothing they can do. ] What got you the shots?
[ STORY TIME. ]
[ Then again, how would he know how severely off the Jell-O shots are without knowing what Gu Yun wanted. In the end, he kind of expects the worst to happen. ]
I definitely feel it. It’s another layer on top of the creepy feeling of being watched. [ Shrugs. Nothing they can do. ] What got you the shots?
[ STORY TIME. ]
Oh? Good. Glad I'm not the only one.
[ that whole being watched thing. it's kind of the worst.
anyway, gu yun reaches for one of the jell-o shots and pops the plastic top off, turning it in his hand to examine the substance. ]
What I wished for is a supply of ziliujin. It's a naturally occurring, rare substance used for fuel in my homeland. Purple in color. [ a beat. ] Definitely not edible.
[ so the jello shots were WAY off. ]
[ that whole being watched thing. it's kind of the worst.
anyway, gu yun reaches for one of the jell-o shots and pops the plastic top off, turning it in his hand to examine the substance. ]
What I wished for is a supply of ziliujin. It's a naturally occurring, rare substance used for fuel in my homeland. Purple in color. [ a beat. ] Definitely not edible.
[ so the jello shots were WAY off. ]
[ ....... Naturally, rare fuel........ Got Gu Yun some jello shots. At first, Gojou's expression is pensive for like a whole second before he starts laughing.. No—NO!!! That's so funny! ]
You're telling me this isn't the colorful fuel you so desperately desired?
[ And he will take that shot from Gu Yun and pop it into his maw like a beast. ]
Maybe wishing small is the key here.
You're telling me this isn't the colorful fuel you so desperately desired?
[ And he will take that shot from Gu Yun and pop it into his maw like a beast. ]
Maybe wishing small is the key here.
[ the minute gojou starts laughing, so does gu yun, his grin turning right up into little shit territory. it's funny! it's really, really funny, actually! he also thought this was utterly ridiculous. ]
I wouldn't say desperately - there's not really any point in having it here. [ he's still snickering as he waves that off, letting gojou take the jello shot in his hand before he picks up another, popping the top off and slurping it down, too. ]
Maybe. Try it!
I wouldn't say desperately - there's not really any point in having it here. [ he's still snickering as he waves that off, letting gojou take the jello shot in his hand before he picks up another, popping the top off and slurping it down, too. ]
Maybe. Try it!
Now you've ruined the story!
[ Desperate makes a good story, but it's all teasing. He takes the jello-shot and savors the flavor. It reminds him... Of childhood? Young adulthood? ]
All right. Brace yourself.
[ He's thinking expert difficulty sudoku puzzle book.... Instead of an actual book, one sheet of paper flies down to them with a single number. He blinks slowly. Another sheet falls after, blank. The next one, blacked out, then more numbered paper sheets. Oh, no. The bar is starting to flood paper. ]
[ Desperate makes a good story, but it's all teasing. He takes the jello-shot and savors the flavor. It reminds him... Of childhood? Young adulthood? ]
All right. Brace yourself.
[ He's thinking expert difficulty sudoku puzzle book.... Instead of an actual book, one sheet of paper flies down to them with a single number. He blinks slowly. Another sheet falls after, blank. The next one, blacked out, then more numbered paper sheets. Oh, no. The bar is starting to flood paper. ]
[ (gojou voice) tastes like college
anyway. gu yun props his chin in his hand and watches as the first piece of paper falls, from ceiling, to floor. and then another. and then another. and then another.
... and then he's cackling, immediately. ] What did you wish for! Ha!
anyway. gu yun props his chin in his hand and watches as the first piece of paper falls, from ceiling, to floor. and then another. and then another. and then another.
... and then he's cackling, immediately. ] What did you wish for! Ha!
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