[ Things. Are. Hectic. Gojou would even say out of control! But it has been interesting and he has witnessed enough wish chaos that he's willing to dip into it himself. For Science, but a partner is always needed for these things.
But who.
He ponders and ponders, until he sees a familiar face at the bar! ]
No blindfold! [ gu yun greets, lifting his glass of wine in greeting. very classy. he's got a couple of weird little plastic containers stacked up next to him, but otherwise, just seems to be vibing.
gu yun taps his eye, near his red mole. ] Though maybe still blind. [ he doesn't have a monocle on today, either! ]
[ kinkshame him and he'll make it into an actual kink out of spite. beware. He isn't too spooked by how he's meeting people of different eras, so he's just glad that Gu Yun is enjoying his discovery of.
Jello. ]
I'm more of a pudding guy, but jello is fun. [ He sees where this is going. ] Did you want to serve me some shots, too?
[ he laughs, drumming his hands against the bar. ] This is not at all what I tried to make - and I have a feeling if I tried something more specific, it'd be terribly wrong. Can you not feel it? There's something in the air that makes it feel possible.
The wishes. I was expecting something worse as a backfire.
[ Then again, how would he know how severely off the Jell-O shots are without knowing what Gu Yun wanted. In the end, he kind of expects the worst to happen. ]
I definitely feel it. It’s another layer on top of the creepy feeling of being watched. [ Shrugs. Nothing they can do. ] What got you the shots?
[ that whole being watched thing. it's kind of the worst.
anyway, gu yun reaches for one of the jell-o shots and pops the plastic top off, turning it in his hand to examine the substance. ]
What I wished for is a supply of ziliujin. It's a naturally occurring, rare substance used for fuel in my homeland. Purple in color. [ a beat. ] Definitely not edible.
[ ....... Naturally, rare fuel........ Got Gu Yun some jello shots. At first, Gojou's expression is pensive for like a whole second before he starts laughing.. No—NO!!! That's so funny! ]
You're telling me this isn't the colorful fuel you so desperately desired?
[ And he will take that shot from Gu Yun and pop it into his maw like a beast. ]
[ the minute gojou starts laughing, so does gu yun, his grin turning right up into little shit territory. it's funny! it's really, really funny, actually! he also thought this was utterly ridiculous. ]
I wouldn't say desperately - there's not really any point in having it here. [ he's still snickering as he waves that off, letting gojou take the jello shot in his hand before he picks up another, popping the top off and slurping it down, too. ]
[ Desperate makes a good story, but it's all teasing. He takes the jello-shot and savors the flavor. It reminds him... Of childhood? Young adulthood? ]
All right. Brace yourself.
[ He's thinking expert difficulty sudoku puzzle book.... Instead of an actual book, one sheet of paper flies down to them with a single number. He blinks slowly. Another sheet falls after, blank. The next one, blacked out, then more numbered paper sheets. Oh, no. The bar is starting to flood paper. ]
anyway. gu yun props his chin in his hand and watches as the first piece of paper falls, from ceiling, to floor. and then another. and then another. and then another.
... and then he's cackling, immediately. ] What did you wish for! Ha!
Guess that's not the key. [ he reaches for a paper, gathering the last few as the GIANT AVALANCHE starts to finally slow down. it's got numbers on it, sure enough. ]
Fuel got me alcohol. I wonder, what happens if I wish for alcohol?
[ there's a beat, and gu yun closes his eyes. let's see...
his wish for a bottle of wine gets - a grape, to fall onto the counter. and then another, and then another.
and then a big giant pile of grapes drops out of the sky, still on the vine. ]
[ Maybe, just maybe, a detailed idea of what puzzle book he wanted was what screwed them over. The papers eventually stop and now there are grapes just raining down on this bar...
He snaps his fingers and points at him. ]
You're thinking wine and it's... Close.
[ He's got you. Let him try another one. Alcohol. Alcohol. Crisp alcohol—specifically, drinks for two people. BAM! Out of nowhere, there is a giant beer glass, though larger than my reference.
... He meant two like, separate drinks, not two as in it's as wide and tall as two people. ]
[ gu yun gives an unamused look to the grapes as a final one plunks off the bar - he reaches out to catch it, and pops it in his mouth.
alright, gojou! his theory gets an eyebrow raise, and he nods his head. then, just like that... that is a huge glass.
gu yun crows, delighted. ] Now that's what I'm talking about. What is this, ale or something? [ he's more of a wine guy, personally, but, hey! you know what! he'll take it! ] The real question comes; how do we drink it?
gu yun pauses, thoughtfully, and then reaches for his now emptied wine glass. it takes him a moment, because he has to get up on his knees on the barstool (he is not a very tall man) to do so, but he takes the wine glass, and dips into the surface of the beer, waiting for physics and surface tension to fill the glass before he pulls it back up.
No, you definitely look like the type of guy to give orders.
[ When Gu Yun isn't just laughing at stuff, in his opinion. Anyway, that's a rather good impression, isn't it? He watches as Gu Yun works his genius on the problem at hand, lips opening to mouth "wowww." ]
If you need help, I can put you on my shoulders.
[ He's tall but please don't this just sounds like more disaster. ]
[ he does not confirm or deny that. then again it's on his profile, so like, yeah. sometimes you're a guy in charge!
the comment on his height bounces off of his stupid greatest-garlic-in-great-liang head, and gu yun grins, moving to instead clamber up on the bar and sit in front of this giant beer glass. ] Not yet. Grab me a glass! We ought to share.
[ SALUTE! Gojou will get some glasses and pass one to Gu Yun. This kind of reminds him of a piece of the bible he found on the internet where Jesus turned water into wine... But did Jesus ever just conjured wine out of nothing? They've really ascended here. ]
... Are you planning to drink all of that today?
[ Gojou isn't, so he's thinking on what they have to do with the rest. ]
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monday, week 0! at the... bar... oh noes
But who.
He ponders and ponders, until he sees a familiar face at the bar! ]
Three eyes!
[ NO BLINDFOLD THIS TIME. ]
time to make some indulgent mistakes
gu yun taps his eye, near his red mole. ] Though maybe still blind. [ he doesn't have a monocle on today, either! ]
oh no
The truth is I can see perfectly fine. The blindfold is more of a comfort thing now.
[ Is this wine for him? May he take it? Pour him some into these jello shots. ]
Not sporting your monocle today? Even though you're looking fancy here.
[ Still thinking the monocle is a trinket. ]
oh No
...Whatever helps.
[ it sounds more teasing than it does actually judgy. gu yun waves his hand and laughs, though. ] Didn't think it matched my outfit.
[ yes it is most certainly a fashion trinket and nothing else. ] Have a drink with me. Do you like jello? I just learned what it was today.
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Jello. ]
I'm more of a pudding guy, but jello is fun. [ He sees where this is going. ] Did you want to serve me some shots, too?
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anyway!! he pushes the shot across to him. ] I don't know about serve, but I'll share. Here.
Believe it or not, I made them appear out of nowhere.
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[ He takes the jello shot all in one like a degenerate, sighing in relief right after. ]
This is pretty tame, though. Maybe I should ask if you're used to this kind of thing.
[ Being able to control WISHES. ]
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[ he laughs, drumming his hands against the bar. ] This is not at all what I tried to make - and I have a feeling if I tried something more specific, it'd be terribly wrong. Can you not feel it? There's something in the air that makes it feel possible.
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[ Then again, how would he know how severely off the Jell-O shots are without knowing what Gu Yun wanted. In the end, he kind of expects the worst to happen. ]
I definitely feel it. It’s another layer on top of the creepy feeling of being watched. [ Shrugs. Nothing they can do. ] What got you the shots?
[ STORY TIME. ]
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[ that whole being watched thing. it's kind of the worst.
anyway, gu yun reaches for one of the jell-o shots and pops the plastic top off, turning it in his hand to examine the substance. ]
What I wished for is a supply of ziliujin. It's a naturally occurring, rare substance used for fuel in my homeland. Purple in color. [ a beat. ] Definitely not edible.
[ so the jello shots were WAY off. ]
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You're telling me this isn't the colorful fuel you so desperately desired?
[ And he will take that shot from Gu Yun and pop it into his maw like a beast. ]
Maybe wishing small is the key here.
i would really like dw to not eat my notifs
I wouldn't say desperately - there's not really any point in having it here. [ he's still snickering as he waves that off, letting gojou take the jello shot in his hand before he picks up another, popping the top off and slurping it down, too. ]
Maybe. Try it!
NOOOO
[ Desperate makes a good story, but it's all teasing. He takes the jello-shot and savors the flavor. It reminds him... Of childhood? Young adulthood? ]
All right. Brace yourself.
[ He's thinking expert difficulty sudoku puzzle book.... Instead of an actual book, one sheet of paper flies down to them with a single number. He blinks slowly. Another sheet falls after, blank. The next one, blacked out, then more numbered paper sheets. Oh, no. The bar is starting to flood paper. ]
truly rude
anyway. gu yun props his chin in his hand and watches as the first piece of paper falls, from ceiling, to floor. and then another. and then another. and then another.
... and then he's cackling, immediately. ] What did you wish for! Ha!
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A number puzzle book... I thought that was simple enough?
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Fuel got me alcohol. I wonder, what happens if I wish for alcohol?
[ there's a beat, and gu yun closes his eyes. let's see...
his wish for a bottle of wine gets - a grape, to fall onto the counter. and then another, and then another.
and then a big giant pile of grapes drops out of the sky, still on the vine. ]
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He snaps his fingers and points at him. ]
You're thinking wine and it's... Close.
[ He's got you. Let him try another one. Alcohol. Alcohol. Crisp alcohol—specifically, drinks for two people. BAM! Out of nowhere, there is a giant beer glass, though larger than my reference.
... He meant two like, separate drinks, not two as in it's as wide and tall as two people. ]
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alright, gojou! his theory gets an eyebrow raise, and he nods his head. then, just like that... that is a huge glass.
gu yun crows, delighted. ] Now that's what I'm talking about. What is this, ale or something? [ he's more of a wine guy, personally, but, hey! you know what! he'll take it! ] The real question comes; how do we drink it?
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[ Gojou is the opposite in the spectrum, it looks like. He does appreciate a good wine, though. The question Gu Yun props up is a good one.
At first, he picks it up and it's. Heavy. ]
What kind of man are you, three eyes? Would you lap it up like a dog?
[ In this case....... Beer. ]
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[ the irony here is that he's a soldier.
gu yun pauses, thoughtfully, and then reaches for his now emptied wine glass. it takes him a moment, because he has to get up on his knees on the barstool (he is not a very tall man) to do so, but he takes the wine glass, and dips into the surface of the beer, waiting for physics and surface tension to fill the glass before he pulls it back up.
hehe. he's a genius ]
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[ When Gu Yun isn't just laughing at stuff, in his opinion. Anyway, that's a rather good impression, isn't it? He watches as Gu Yun works his genius on the problem at hand, lips opening to mouth "wowww." ]
If you need help, I can put you on my shoulders.
[ He's tall but please don't this just sounds like more disaster. ]
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[ he does not confirm or deny that. then again it's on his profile, so like, yeah. sometimes you're a guy in charge!
the comment on his height bounces off of his stupid greatest-garlic-in-great-liang head, and gu yun grins, moving to instead clamber up on the bar and sit in front of this giant beer glass. ] Not yet. Grab me a glass! We ought to share.
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[ SALUTE! Gojou will get some glasses and pass one to Gu Yun. This kind of reminds him of a piece of the bible he found on the internet where Jesus turned water into wine... But did Jesus ever just conjured wine out of nothing? They've really ascended here. ]
... Are you planning to drink all of that today?
[ Gojou isn't, so he's thinking on what they have to do with the rest. ]