omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[mukagen]

This sounds awful—we were... Figuring out who should be the one to kill your double.

[ It was weird. It was super weird? ]

Douman got super possessive suddenly and said something like "the right is mine, not yours." I think it's his sin indulgence, but then I had some superiority kick. I told him "he didn't choose you."

[ Gojou really likes Douman, despite their craziness, so he looks apologetic for once. ]

[housewolf]

[Uh... Yeah, this is super weird just to hear about. How much weirder was that conversation?

Maybe he should examine that later?]

... Uh...

[Wow he has no idea what to say to that.] I would prefer if nobody killed me...?

[mukagen]

[ GOJOU GOES QUIET CAUSE LMFAO THIS IS AWFULLLL. IT REALLY IS STUPID TO HEAR. ]

I think it's the... Uh... Underlying messages behind it all. Not just the killing.

[housewolf]

[This is really up there for weirder conversations he's had in this place!]

... That you're both a little weirdly possessive?

[mukagen]

I don't think I am. You're allowed to be with whoever you want, Omi.

[ Hmmm. ]

But I guess I thought I was entitled to that honor. Or that right. Maybe pride? Since you confessed to me and everything.

[housewolf]

I want to be with you. [That, he can say easily.]

We can just chalk it up to pride.

[mukagen]

[ He nuzzles Omi since he also wants to be with him, too. ]

This week is something.

[ ... ]

Be kind to gramps, all right?

[ To Douman. ]

[housewolf]

[A tired little sigh, but he kisses Gojou's cheek.]

It sure is.

[He'd really like it to be over.]

I will. Don't worry.

[mukagen]

[ Thank you. He huddles closer. ]

Wish me luck when I talk to him, too! I'm not good at maneuvering interpersonal stuff, so it's going to be a battle.

[ grumble grumble. ]

[housewolf]

Good luck. Sounds like you really need it.

[Interpersonal stuff is just hard.]

[mukagen]

[ And something hits him after that. ]

I didn't get to celebrate your not-birthday.

[ Oops. ]

[housewolf]

[ It takes a second for his brain to catch up to that. ]

There are more important things than that. Besides, we can reschedule.

[mukagen]

I don't want to keep holding it off, though... [ Humph. ] So we should just do it now. You're unbanned from the kitchen.

[ Come with him! Even if he's sluggish. ]

Also, do you have plans tonight? Have you decided where you're going for curfew? I thought we might as well tell each other after what Sasazuka said earlier this week.

[housewolf]

[ He's going to stay directly next to Gojou, just in case he needs somebody to lean on. ]

Probably the kitchen? It's not exactly comfortable. Stuff does just keep happening there. What about you?

[mukagen]

The dog park! I'd say you should come with me, but you can do whatever you want.

[ He does feel kind of slow, once in a while bobbing his head because body feels hot.

But he's okay, otherwise! ]

[housewolf]

Are you sure you're okay, Satoru?

[Don't think he missed that.]

[mukagen]

I'll be fine! I don't want to needle into any of your plans except for right now.

[ KITCHEN!!! ]

It's time to make your garlic fondue!

[housewolf]

If you faint I'm bringing you to your room.

[But it's fine, surely.]

[mukagen]

It's all out of my system, Omi-wan!

[ Watch him cook! Watch!! He has been practicing, actually, and desperately cooked when Omi wasn't around the kitchen. ]

... Though I guess you can help a bit since things are hot and I'm hot.

[housewolf]

Is it?

[He presses their foreheads together for a moment. Fever?]

What do you need me to do?

[mukagen]

[ Quite warm... ]

Handle the saucepan after I blend the ingredients.

[ He says that but he’s done blending. ]

Also, boil the vegetables when I finish cleaning them.

[ He starts cutting off stems, albeit a little slower than usual. Also peel. Basically, Omi gets to do all the hot parts. ]

[housewolf]

When you're done go get an icepack or something, okay?

[ He doesn't really mind doing the hot parts, but he will mind if Gojou overheats. ]

[mukagen]

I’ll eat a bunch of ice cream after this!

[ That isn’t what Omi said... here, finish up with the hot steps. Gojou gets out the fondue bowl! Or something similar. ]

[housewolf]

That's not what I said...?

[ Even though he does finish the hot steps. ]

[mukagen]

It isn’t, but it’ll definitely cool me down.

[ Nice. They just need to pour it into the bowl and Tadah! It is ready. Gojou is sure the ratio of ingredients should be good and

Look. We have veggies for dipping. ]

... I’m actually starving.