omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[housewolf]

Hm? Sometimes I get the other guys to come with me.

[It's not like it's all him all the time.]

There's nothing wrong with that either.

[mukagen]

[ He snorts, then starts laughing. Please... ]

Imagine telling someone you're fit because you carry groceries.

[ To the sleep baaaay. Whose rooooom. Damn this was before gay drama. ]

[housewolf]

To be fair... it's a lot of groceries and I usually walked them home.

[Gojou's room!

there was so much gay drama.]

[mukagen]

[ And in their room they areee. Gojou takes the collar, looking at it curiously. ]

So you wanted to be collared, right?

[ huh. ]

[housewolf]

[He gives it up easily.]

Isn't it weird to collar a princess?

[mukagen]

I guess? But I've read stuff where they kidnapped royalty and chain them up. It's similar.

[ So he will graciously collar Omi once he adjusts it to be a proper human neck size. ]

Weird enough, it looks good on you?

[housewolf]

I'm not kidnapping you.

[He takes a moment to finger the collar.]

Thanks. Hm... Kinda reminds me of a choker?

[Definitely doesn't hate wearing it if it's just Gojou who sees him in it.]

[mukagen]

I wouldn't mind if you did.

[ Because Gojou doesn't think of that as dangerous? It's just Omi. He taps the collar, then plays with the tag. ]

That's true. It's much like a choker. Have you worn one before?

[housewolf]

I'll roleplay sometime, if you're interested.

[Hm... After careful consideration of all of Omi's cards-]

No. Special just for you, your highness.

[mukagen]

[ .......... He instinctively latches on because he's clingy today, nuzzling their cheeks together and all. ]

Has no one told you that you're smooth for no reason whatsoever? I don't think I deserve you.

[housewolf]

Huh? I'm just saying what I think.

[He really just talks like this.

Since Gojou is clingy, Omi will hug him close.]

And it's not about "deserve".

[mukagen]

Maybe I should give you a taste of your own medicine.

[ It's something he's considering despite how they're here, just hugging while Omi has a collar on. ]

[housewolf]

What medicine?

[He's cuddling his boyfriend, and feeling content with just this much.]

[mukagen]

[ Let him take off his sunglasses for the extra flare even though it's so cringe to me. ]

You treat me so well I might as well marry you, my noble knight.

[housewolf]

[ Wait, is he the knight or the prince? This is the only reason that line didn't work.

He smiles and kisses Gojou's cheek.]

I'm yours already, princess.

[mukagen]

[ OMI IS BOTH. Gojou is very indecisive about it. Gojou just cackles... NOOooo. ]

This is so cheesy.

[ He's dying. ]

[housewolf]

[Pick a role!

Omi's laughing with him now.]

You're the one who started it.

[mukagen]

You're right, you're right. I wanted to be the princess.

[ He holds Omi's face so he can kiss him once, then smother him in little pecks. ]

[housewolf]

[There's a little blush on his features.]

Enjoying yourself?

[mukagen]

I enjoy every second I get to spoil you, Omi.

[ He laughs a bit before planting another kiss on his forehead. ]

[housewolf]

[ He lets Gojou get away with it, before taking one of his hands and kissing the back of it. ]

Then do as your heart desires.

[mukagen]

[ Cute, cute. Yeah, his stomach definitely has butterflies. This is where he should clip on the leash, right?

Yeah, he clips on the leash. ]

Follow me to bed!

[housewolf]

[It's definitely a little weird to be collared and leashed like this. Not a bad weird, but it's something to adjust to.]

Yes, princess.

[He follows right along.]

[mukagen]

[ ... Tries a slight yank to have Omi fall onto the bed?? Is this how people use leashes and collars? ]

[housewolf]

[He's not going to fall, but he is going to willingly follow Gojou onto the bed.]

Having fun?