omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[mukagen]

Yeah. That's what we're supposed to do.

[ Gojou nods. ]

It's dangerous, but we can't let them kill people, you know?

[housewolf]

Yeah, it makes sense.

Do you usually deal with ones like Mahito? Or are they different?

[mukagen]

Mahito is an extremely special case, actually. Most of them are just mindless monsters that attack humans.

[ Gojou Satoru... Having never interacted with Mahito at all until now. ]

[housewolf]

That one seems sentient.

... He was still attacking people, but not usually with much planning?

[mukagen]

Yeah! I'm pretty sure he had something to do with some of the previous murders, even if it's indirectly.

[ Should have killed him earlier. Gojou has always wondered, but KNOWLEDGE on CURSES. ]

Oh, yeah, curses aren't as smart as him. That's what makes him dangerous.

[housewolf]

He was part of most of them in some way or another. Or he learned about them later on. [People just kept saying things to a flea...]

And he's going back with you?

[mukagen]

... Maybe I should have just blown it out that we should kill him on the first week, but the murderous robot is kind of hard to pass up, too.

[ Ehhh. ]

Yeah. I made a Binding Vow with Hypnos to not stop him from returning or kill him before that. I wouldn't worry about him in my world, though. He'll get taken care of.

[housewolf]

Probably would've been hard to tie the votes that first week.

[Hmm.]

As long as you're sure about it.

[mukagen]

If he tries anything here, I'll kill him.

[ A Binding Vow without cursed energy won't punish him, anyway. ]

[housewolf]

Didn't you vow not to do that to each other?

[HELLO?!]

[mukagen]

It'll be fine? Patchface just needs to behave.

[ WHAT IS HYPNOS GONNA DO. SNIPE HIM? ]

[housewolf]

Just until we all get back.

[Can Hypnos do that.]

[mukagen]

Yeah, then when I get home I'll just obliterate him.

[ Easy. ]

[housewolf]

Confident!

[Omi Fushimi does not know he's dating the strongest sorcerer.]

[mukagen]

Yeah! I'm the strongest sorcerer, after all.

[ Ehehe. ]

[housewolf]

[Give him a second now.]

I... Huh. You are?

[This is the first time it's come up? He doesn't sound disbelieving just like! Wow! We've never talked about this!]

That explains why you said you'd be the one protecting me.

[mukagen]

[ HAS HE NEVER MENTIONED THIS, he's actually surprised? Usually, he makes it a point because it's the truth. ]

Oh, yeah. I am! My abilities are destructive and, for the most part, no one can touch me.

[ Yup. ]

[housewolf]

[He has never said this directly to Omi!

He reaches out.

And pats Gojou's cheek.]

You'd still let me touch you, right?

[mukagen]

Oh, yeah. My barrier allows non-threats through.

[ is this an insult or just fact... it's fact but still. ]

[housewolf]

Good. I'd never be a threat to you.

[It's a fact!

Omi 2.0 wasn't real.

He pats Gojou's cheek again, before kissing him.]

[mukagen]

If you held a knife and try to stab me even for fun, that'd hit my barrier, but yeah! You'd never be a threat.

[ Heheeee he squishes Omi's cheeks. ]

[housewolf]

You don't think I'd do that, right?

[Squishes back!]

[mukagen]

No! I don't even know why would you?

[ Squish squish squish. ]

Though I do wonder what you did to that gang...

[housewolf]

[ Squish, squish. And then he just rests his hand on his cheek. ]

I'm never doing that again.

[ The absolute seriousness of this. ]

[mukagen]

You better not! If you get arrested, that would be awful.

[ He runs his fingers through Omi's hair. He's trying to think... What do normies go through? ]

Though I guess I could pay your bail if that's a thing.