omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[mukagen]

[ Good thing Gojou only sees it as a collar that would fit either of them. ]

Up to you.

[housewolf]

I think... My princess should get to collar me.

[mukagen]

[ HACKS.... NO. HE’S LAUGHING. HE’S LAUGHING... ]

[housewolf]

[ He's so pleased with himself as he starts carrying Gojou out. ]

[mukagen]

[ As a grown ass adult: ]

You know I can walk?

[housewolf]

You know you asked me to treat you like a princess?

[ He's just obeying. ]

[mukagen]

A princess can also still walk, Omi?

Unless you want to carry me. That’s fine, too.

[housewolf]

I like carrying you.

[He's not bothered by it at all.]

[mukagen]

Even though I'm not dainty in the slightest?

[ Fine. Keep carrying him. ]

[housewolf]

You don't need to be dainty to be a princess.

[He does actually let Gojou down once they reach the elevator.]

[mukagen]

Omi-wan... So progressive.

[ Kyaa! Except the kyaa will have to end here because Gojou must stand like the adult man that he is. ]

Do you still work out while you're here?

[housewolf]

I didn't actually work out that much back home. I do here, though. It's not like I'm carrying groceries around for twenty six people.

[mukagen]

... Wow.

[ HE KNOWS HE DORMS BUT LIKE? WOW? ]

I carry groceries for myself, usually!

[housewolf]

Hm? Sometimes I get the other guys to come with me.

[It's not like it's all him all the time.]

There's nothing wrong with that either.

[mukagen]

[ He snorts, then starts laughing. Please... ]

Imagine telling someone you're fit because you carry groceries.

[ To the sleep baaaay. Whose rooooom. Damn this was before gay drama. ]

[housewolf]

To be fair... it's a lot of groceries and I usually walked them home.

[Gojou's room!

there was so much gay drama.]

[mukagen]

[ And in their room they areee. Gojou takes the collar, looking at it curiously. ]

So you wanted to be collared, right?

[ huh. ]

[housewolf]

[He gives it up easily.]

Isn't it weird to collar a princess?

[mukagen]

I guess? But I've read stuff where they kidnapped royalty and chain them up. It's similar.

[ So he will graciously collar Omi once he adjusts it to be a proper human neck size. ]

Weird enough, it looks good on you?

[housewolf]

I'm not kidnapping you.

[He takes a moment to finger the collar.]

Thanks. Hm... Kinda reminds me of a choker?

[Definitely doesn't hate wearing it if it's just Gojou who sees him in it.]

[mukagen]

I wouldn't mind if you did.

[ Because Gojou doesn't think of that as dangerous? It's just Omi. He taps the collar, then plays with the tag. ]

That's true. It's much like a choker. Have you worn one before?

[housewolf]

I'll roleplay sometime, if you're interested.

[Hm... After careful consideration of all of Omi's cards-]

No. Special just for you, your highness.

[mukagen]

[ .......... He instinctively latches on because he's clingy today, nuzzling their cheeks together and all. ]

Has no one told you that you're smooth for no reason whatsoever? I don't think I deserve you.

[housewolf]

Huh? I'm just saying what I think.

[He really just talks like this.

Since Gojou is clingy, Omi will hug him close.]

And it's not about "deserve".

[mukagen]

Maybe I should give you a taste of your own medicine.

[ It's something he's considering despite how they're here, just hugging while Omi has a collar on. ]