omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[mukagen]

Yeah! Of course, they are! They're alive!

[ He pets Omi. Gojou says this so casually because everything is okay?













based on what he knows about outside of the box, yeah. ]

[housewolf]

[you don't know what's happening, gojou




Omi doesn't know to worry about this, so he accepts the pets.]

We are too.

[Never has he ever been so grateful to have a heartbeat.]

[mukagen]

That's right! We're alive and we get to go home tomorrow.

[ HE GIVES OMI ANOTHER BIG HUG because Omi can go back to his kids. He can go back to acting... His life. ]

Is your wish still the same?

[housewolf]

[He buries his face in Gojou's shoulder.

It's going to be so nice to go from murder sex station to home, where the worst thing he has to worry about his a disappearing door.]

I want to stay in contact with you, so I'm using it for that instead.

[He will always love Nachi, but he's not willing to turn back time and forget Gojou either.]

[mukagen]

That'd be nice! I hope it works since I'm just in a box... But I also don't want me being in the way of you reviving Nachi.

[ Gojou knows Omi said yes for his best friend, so he isn't going to forget? You banged your way till you died, Omi. ]

My situation makes it difficult.

[housewolf]

[The banging is a different matter than the poisoning! Gojou!]

It's a matter of how much I can do with one wish.

[mukagen]

I guess we'll see tomorrow, huh. There's still time to think about it?

[ Nodding. ]

It'd be nice to visit my friends... But I also need to consider Mahito's wish, then there's my box problem.

[housewolf]

Yeah, at least there's that.

There's a lot more happening on your end.

[the box and the murdergame and the whatever else.]

[mukagen]

Yeahhh. Being a sorcerer is actually really crazy! Really busy, too.

[ He laughs as he snuggles closer. ]

This place is like a vacation in comparison.

[housewolf]

That's an insane thing to say, you know?

[He also laughs, and pets Gojou's hair.]

[mukagen]

Oh, it does sound ridiculous, right?! I mean... People just die from natural causes in my world, though sometimes that means dying in the thousands because a curse was like yes, today, I will choose violence.

[ CURSES.

BAD. ]

[housewolf]

...

[Closes his eyes for just a moment, because, wow that is a lot.]

Curses are terrible.

[mukagen]

They are! And you can't tame them.

[ Gojou has thought about it! ]

[housewolf]

Did you try before?

[mukagen]

I personally haven't. Actually, I think someone has tamed one? But... Curses only harm, so it'd just be trained to harm people.

[ Which is like... Not great. ]

Still, the point is you can't really tame them to do other things.

[housewolf]

But you can exorcise them, right?

[Or are they just stuck there forever? How does sorcery work?]

[mukagen]

Yeah. That's what we're supposed to do.

[ Gojou nods. ]

It's dangerous, but we can't let them kill people, you know?

[housewolf]

Yeah, it makes sense.

Do you usually deal with ones like Mahito? Or are they different?

[mukagen]

Mahito is an extremely special case, actually. Most of them are just mindless monsters that attack humans.

[ Gojou Satoru... Having never interacted with Mahito at all until now. ]

[housewolf]

That one seems sentient.

... He was still attacking people, but not usually with much planning?

[mukagen]

Yeah! I'm pretty sure he had something to do with some of the previous murders, even if it's indirectly.

[ Should have killed him earlier. Gojou has always wondered, but KNOWLEDGE on CURSES. ]

Oh, yeah, curses aren't as smart as him. That's what makes him dangerous.

[housewolf]

He was part of most of them in some way or another. Or he learned about them later on. [People just kept saying things to a flea...]

And he's going back with you?

[mukagen]

... Maybe I should have just blown it out that we should kill him on the first week, but the murderous robot is kind of hard to pass up, too.

[ Ehhh. ]

Yeah. I made a Binding Vow with Hypnos to not stop him from returning or kill him before that. I wouldn't worry about him in my world, though. He'll get taken care of.

[housewolf]

Probably would've been hard to tie the votes that first week.

[Hmm.]

As long as you're sure about it.

[mukagen]

If he tries anything here, I'll kill him.

[ A Binding Vow without cursed energy won't punish him, anyway. ]