omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[mukagen]

[ I hate you mira

Hmmmm, usually, he would just be happy playing around, but he clings to Omi more and nuzzles against him. ]

Want to spend some special time with me?

[housewolf]

[i didn't choose this.

He smiles.]

Sure thing. Want to bring anything back to your room?

[A leash, maybe? A collar?]

[mukagen]

[ points at you ]

... Want to use a collar? Maybe a leash.

[ He thinks it'll be funny to try? ]

[housewolf]

[He will simply take one of the leashes... and then hesitates before taking the collar that would fit around his neck.]

For you or me?

[mukagen]

[ Good thing Gojou only sees it as a collar that would fit either of them. ]

Up to you.

[housewolf]

I think... My princess should get to collar me.

[mukagen]

[ HACKS.... NO. HE’S LAUGHING. HE’S LAUGHING... ]

[housewolf]

[ He's so pleased with himself as he starts carrying Gojou out. ]

[mukagen]

[ As a grown ass adult: ]

You know I can walk?

[housewolf]

You know you asked me to treat you like a princess?

[ He's just obeying. ]

[mukagen]

A princess can also still walk, Omi?

Unless you want to carry me. That’s fine, too.

[housewolf]

I like carrying you.

[He's not bothered by it at all.]

[mukagen]

Even though I'm not dainty in the slightest?

[ Fine. Keep carrying him. ]

[housewolf]

You don't need to be dainty to be a princess.

[He does actually let Gojou down once they reach the elevator.]

[mukagen]

Omi-wan... So progressive.

[ Kyaa! Except the kyaa will have to end here because Gojou must stand like the adult man that he is. ]

Do you still work out while you're here?

[housewolf]

I didn't actually work out that much back home. I do here, though. It's not like I'm carrying groceries around for twenty six people.

[mukagen]

... Wow.

[ HE KNOWS HE DORMS BUT LIKE? WOW? ]

I carry groceries for myself, usually!

[housewolf]

Hm? Sometimes I get the other guys to come with me.

[It's not like it's all him all the time.]

There's nothing wrong with that either.

[mukagen]

[ He snorts, then starts laughing. Please... ]

Imagine telling someone you're fit because you carry groceries.

[ To the sleep baaaay. Whose rooooom. Damn this was before gay drama. ]

[housewolf]

To be fair... it's a lot of groceries and I usually walked them home.

[Gojou's room!

there was so much gay drama.]

[mukagen]

[ And in their room they areee. Gojou takes the collar, looking at it curiously. ]

So you wanted to be collared, right?

[ huh. ]

[housewolf]

[He gives it up easily.]

Isn't it weird to collar a princess?

[mukagen]

I guess? But I've read stuff where they kidnapped royalty and chain them up. It's similar.

[ So he will graciously collar Omi once he adjusts it to be a proper human neck size. ]

Weird enough, it looks good on you?

[housewolf]

I'm not kidnapping you.

[He takes a moment to finger the collar.]

Thanks. Hm... Kinda reminds me of a choker?

[Definitely doesn't hate wearing it if it's just Gojou who sees him in it.]

[mukagen]

I wouldn't mind if you did.

[ Because Gojou doesn't think of that as dangerous? It's just Omi. He taps the collar, then plays with the tag. ]

That's true. It's much like a choker. Have you worn one before?