omi-wan the househusband

[mukagen]

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[mukagen]

... No, it isn't that.

[ But he laughs at how possessive Omi is, dotting his nose with a poke. ]

I don't even mind if you want to spend time with other people or if you like other people the same way. That's fine, but. In this place, you could be gone in just a day and I wouldn't know who killed you.

[ It's no different from home, but Gojou wouldn't need to worry each week if people he likes are going to die. That he might not be able to do anything. ]

It reminds me I'm helpless.

[housewolf]

[He lets out a soft laugh at the poke, and then cuddles him closer, burying his face in Gojou's shoulder.] No, I'm all yours, Satoru.

We're all as helpless as each other here. I don't want to lose you, but... there's no way I can protect you. [Not with the way this place seems to work.]

It's why I want to cherish every moment we have together.

[No regrets. He's had enough of those.]

[mukagen]

The way you're holding me makes me feel small.

[ When he isn't. He's a tall man with a lot of muscle, actually. He laughs a bit since.

No one has ever said anything about protecting him before? It's so weird. ]

I will be the one protecting you, Omi. [ Let him MAKE THIS CLEAR. ] ... I also want to spend what time we have, too

[housewolf]

[ They're both tall men with muscle. It's a little hard to call either of them small.

... It's nice to have somebody who wants to protect him. ] Got it.

Make any request of me, your royal highness.

[mukagen]

[ I hate you mira

Hmmmm, usually, he would just be happy playing around, but he clings to Omi more and nuzzles against him. ]

Want to spend some special time with me?

[housewolf]

[i didn't choose this.

He smiles.]

Sure thing. Want to bring anything back to your room?

[A leash, maybe? A collar?]

[mukagen]

[ points at you ]

... Want to use a collar? Maybe a leash.

[ He thinks it'll be funny to try? ]

[housewolf]

[He will simply take one of the leashes... and then hesitates before taking the collar that would fit around his neck.]

For you or me?

[mukagen]

[ Good thing Gojou only sees it as a collar that would fit either of them. ]

Up to you.

[housewolf]

I think... My princess should get to collar me.

[mukagen]

[ HACKS.... NO. HE’S LAUGHING. HE’S LAUGHING... ]

[housewolf]

[ He's so pleased with himself as he starts carrying Gojou out. ]

[mukagen]

[ As a grown ass adult: ]

You know I can walk?

[housewolf]

You know you asked me to treat you like a princess?

[ He's just obeying. ]

[mukagen]

A princess can also still walk, Omi?

Unless you want to carry me. That’s fine, too.

[housewolf]

I like carrying you.

[He's not bothered by it at all.]

[mukagen]

Even though I'm not dainty in the slightest?

[ Fine. Keep carrying him. ]

[housewolf]

You don't need to be dainty to be a princess.

[He does actually let Gojou down once they reach the elevator.]

[mukagen]

Omi-wan... So progressive.

[ Kyaa! Except the kyaa will have to end here because Gojou must stand like the adult man that he is. ]

Do you still work out while you're here?

[housewolf]

I didn't actually work out that much back home. I do here, though. It's not like I'm carrying groceries around for twenty six people.

[mukagen]

... Wow.

[ HE KNOWS HE DORMS BUT LIKE? WOW? ]

I carry groceries for myself, usually!

[housewolf]

Hm? Sometimes I get the other guys to come with me.

[It's not like it's all him all the time.]

There's nothing wrong with that either.

[mukagen]

[ He snorts, then starts laughing. Please... ]

Imagine telling someone you're fit because you carry groceries.

[ To the sleep baaaay. Whose rooooom. Damn this was before gay drama. ]

[housewolf]

To be fair... it's a lot of groceries and I usually walked them home.

[Gojou's room!

there was so much gay drama.]

[mukagen]

[ And in their room they areee. Gojou takes the collar, looking at it curiously. ]

So you wanted to be collared, right?

[ huh. ]